MONDAY: FF7: Dirge of Cerberus Tsviets Group

By Pyro. 01/02/08, 08:43 am

Leotard? =D Nifteh!

I'm going to be working on my Welly/CHCHgeddon costumes soon.

AND THEN WHEN I AM DONE I SHALL START MY NERO OUTFIT! MUAHAHAHAHA~!

By **seraphik**. 01/02/08, 10:17 am

i was so utterly bored in the holidays i finished all of my welly/chch costumes and one of my auckland ones. 8DD;
it's gunna be more difficult to find time now though...
BUT DAMN ARE WE GUNNA LOOK COOL OR WHAT

By Pura. 01/02/08, 10:21 am

Who're you cosplaying at Wellygeddon? I can't remember ...

Maybe i should start costumes sometime in the near future. I won't get any time in the next holidays because apparently Wellygeddon is the day after school ends ...

By **seraphik**. 01/02/08, 01:28 pm

timeskip!sasuke from naruto and fighter from final fantasy one.
8D
yeah, the school thing sucks... i miss out on a day or two 'cause of it. D8

By **JVCA**. 19/02/08, 02:34 pm

Just to harrass you, because I'm good like that Razz

But have you asked your brother about being Weiss yet?

By **seraphik**. 23/02/08, 08:10 am

OTL i have asked him several times, but i haven't really been in as much contact with him as i should be.
i think he's going to find it difficult to make the costume because he has no sewing machine etc. in his new flat...

By **JVCA**. 29/02/08, 01:43 pm

If he can't do it, then maybe it's for the best with the new skit time enforcement-ness. =\ I'm torn - half of me wants us to be the first full tsviets in the world, and the other half of me just wants it to be the 4 people we already have so we can do the skit...

By **seraphik**. 01/03/08, 10:15 am

yeah. i'm beginning to doubt that he'll say yes, OTL.
perhaps that would be better?

By **JVCA**. 01/03/08, 10:36 am

Yeah, I think so. >.> I want a full tsviets. Oh well - maybe we can convince someone to Hall cosplay the other two (yeah right) some time in the future. XD

So then, the shortened version of the skit is:

Brian = Nero
Kate-Monster = Shelke
The two apartment guys = Not happening
Rosso = Christmas Eve
Gary Coleman = Tifa (we're not bothering with Princeton)

Shelke: Morning Nero! How's life~?
Nero: Disappointing.
Shelke: What's the matter?
Nero: When I was little, I thought I would be...
Shelke: What?
Nero: A supermodel on ShinRa TV!
Shelke: OH.
Nero: But 'cause my brother's a giant control freak~, I'm not.
Shelke: Nope.
Nero: Oh well. It sucks to be me.
Shelke: No~!
Nero: It sucks to be me.
Shelke: NO!
Nero: It sucks to be broken hearted and stuck with a control freak. It sucks to be me.
Shelke: You think your life sucks?!
Nero: Oh, I think so.
Shelke: Your problems aren't so bad. I'm kind of pretty, and pretty damn smart.
Nero: You are.
Shelke: Thanks. I like romantic things like the internet and--
Nero: What? o_O
Shelke: Ugh. And as you know I have a gigantic heart! So why~ Won't Vincent just love me!? < Stamps foot as geddon is a PG event, lol> It sucks to be me!
Nero: Me too!
Shelke: It sucks to be me!
Nero: It sucks to be me! It sucks to be Nero--
Shelke: And Shelke!
Nero: To feel like a zero -- (YAY IT RHYMES NOW!!!)
Shelke: To not have a help!
Both: It sucks to be me~
< Rosso walks on>
Rosso: Why are you both so happy?
Azul: Because our lives suck.
Rosso: You think your lives are so bad? I came to the Tsviets, for opportunities. Had some trouble with the Uniform -- none of them fitted me! But with hard work I went up in rank you see - so now... I wear a swimsuit! Get blood in my hair! Have a piece of carpet for a cape and wear these GOD-DAMN-HEELS-ALL-DAY! <Stamping her feet instead of hitting Azul to punctuate each syllable> It sucks to be me~ It sucks to be me~ I say well it sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucks! It sucks to be me!
< Enter Tifa>
Tifa: Stop right there! Your lives aren't so bad!
TSVIETS: Oh my god, it's Tifa Lockhart!
Tifa: I'm Tifa Lockhart, from Strife deliveries~ I got dumped for some old dead girl -- Cloud's still ignoring me! I'm stuck at home, and Barrett dumps his kids on me~ But I'm here~ To try and kill you~!
< Tsviets laugh, and start getting ready for battle as they sing>
TSVIETS: It sucks to be you!
Shelke: You win.
TSVIETS: It sucks to be you!
Nero: I feel better now.
Tifa: Try having people stopping you to ask you "Hey Tifa, where's Cloud?". It gets OLD, fangirls.
TSVIETS: It sucks to be you-oo-oo! It sucks to be you!
Rosso: You're gunna die!
TSVIETS: It sucks to be you!
Tifa: Oh, just you try!
ALL: It sucks to be all of us but most of all it really does just suck! It sucks to be you~ < all posing as it is now the end of the skit>

EDIT: Ugh, it's still 2 min 30s. @_@ Any ideas for shortening it? We can maybe cut out Rosso's sucka suckas. That would probably do 5-10 seconds, lol.

By **JVCA**. 01/03/08, 11:08 am

Double post as this is huge, heh.

This is the super uber short version which JUST makes the time limit (1min 57) - there's only one part that I have trouble with, and that's in bold. Help?

Shelke: Morning Nero! How's life~?
Nero: Disappointing.
Shelke: What's the matter?
Nero: When I was little, I thought I would be...
Shelke: What?
Nero: A supermodel on ShinRa TV!
Shelke: OH.
Nero: But 'cause my brother's a giant control freak~, I'm not.
Shelke: Nope.
Nero: Oh well. It sucks to be me.
Shelke: No~!
Nero: It sucks to be me.
Shelke: NO!
Nero: It sucks to be broken hearted and stuck with a control freak. It sucks to be me.
Shelke: You think your life sucks?!
Nero: Oh, I think so.
Shelke: Your problems aren't so bad. I'm kind of pretty, and pretty damn smart.
Nero: You are.
Shelke: Thanks. I like romantic things like the internet and--
Nero: What? o_O
Shelke: Ugh. And as you know I have a gigantic heart! So why~ Won't Vincent just love me!? < Stamps foot as geddon is a PG event, lol> It sucks to be me!
< Rosso walks on>
Rosso: You think your lives are so bad? I came to the Tsviets, for opportunities. Had some trouble with the Uniform -- none of them fitted me! But with hard work I went up in rank you see - so now... I wear a swimsuit! Get blood in my hair! Have a piece of carpet for a cape and wear these GOD-DAMN-HEELS-ALL-DAY! It sucks to be me~ It sucks to be me~ It sucks to be me!
< Enter Tifa>
Tifa: Stop right there! Your lives aren't so bad!
TSVIETS: Oh my god, it's Tifa Lockhart!
Tifa: I'm Tifa Lockhart, from Strife deliveries~ I got dumped for some old dead girl -- Cloud's still ignoring me! I'm stuck at home, and Barrett dumps his kids on me~ But I'm here~ To try and kill you~!
< Tsviets laugh, and start getting ready for battle as they sing>
TSVIETS: It sucks to be you!
Shelke: You win.
TSVIETS: It sucks to be you!
Nero: I feel better now.
ALL: It sucks to be all of us but most of all it really does just suck! It sucks to be you~ < all posing as it is now the end of the skit>

By **JVCA**. 08/03/08, 11:22 am

Why am I the only one who checks this topic anymore? sad

http://proplady.livejournal.com/124041.html <--- Seraphik, this could be useful for your sabers, maybe? If it's possible to get orange reflective vinyl? >.>

By **seraphik**. 11/03/08, 10:21 am

that IS a cool idea.

lkxdfjgklfg but i um.

i'm thinking i might have to pull out of doing shelke for a number of reasons, (i don't have the figure for it, money and stuff)... but... augh, i don't know.
i sorta don't want to let the group down now that i've said i'll do it.

By **JVCA**. 12/03/08, 07:45 am

You don't have to do anything that you don't want to - we're not gunna force you. Nevertheless, we'll still be disappointed if you choose not to. I can understand how much money can be a problem with this kind of thing - at least, for me, I don't have to pay for the flight up to auckland or anything, seeing as I live here and all. I know that alone will take a fair whack out of your budget... In regards to the figure thing, though, I don't agree with you there. Razz

So yes: if you can't do it anymore, then, lame, but I respect your decision. :)

By **JVCA**. 13/03/08, 11:50 am

Well, seeing as it's now a three person skit...
Nero: Rosso! Rosso! Look who I bought home!
Rosso: Hmm? Oh no... No you didn't... You didn't did you?
Nero: I bought Tifa home with me!
Rosso: Weiss help us...
Tifa: That's right! We're gunna have so much fun!
Rosso: Fun? What is this... fun, you speak of?
Tifa: Well, uh... What is fun...
Nero: Let me spell it for you - F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me~ N is for anywhere and anytime at all, right here in our lab'ri'tory~
Rosso: F is for FIRE, burn down the whole town, U is for Ultima~ WEAPON! N is for no survivors, when I -
Tifa: Rosso! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Now, do it like this! F is for friends who -
Rosso: Never! That's completely idiotic!
Nero: Here, let me help you! F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me,
Rosso: N is for anywhere and anytime at all
All: Right here in our Lab'ri'tory~
Rosso: Wait, I don't understand this - I feel all tingly inside... Should we stop?
Tifa: No! That's how you're supposed to feel!
Rosso: I don't like it. Do we have to do it again?
Tifa+Nero: Of course!
All: F is for frolic, through all the flowers, U is for Ukelele
Nero+Rosso (Tifa looks taken aback): N is for Nibelheim-experiment-torturing
All: Right here in our Lab'ri'tory~
< Laughter, which breaks off into evil laughter from Rosso, making the other two look at her weirdly>
Rosso: < Calms down, then notices the weird looks> Nero... You've changed! I knew this would happen if you kept hanging around with Tifa! I can't take it anymore! < storms off>
< Other two look at each other and shrug, walk off in other direction>

By **JVCA**. 23/09/08, 11:58 am

Mkay, so I'm no longer finding our spongebob skit very funny, I wonder if we should write a new one from scratch, or go back to it sucks to be me?

Rewrite of ISTBM:

Shelke: Morning Nero! How's life~?
Nero: Disappointing.
Shelke: What's the matter?
Nero: When I was little, I thought I would be...
Shelke: What?
Nero: A supermodel on ShinRa TV!
Shelke: OH.
Nero: But 'cause my brother's a giant control freak~, I'm not.
Shelke: Nope.
Nero: Oh well. It sucks to be me.
Shelke: No~!
Nero: It sucks to be me.
Shelke: NO!
Nero: It sucks to be broken hearted and stuck with a control freak. It sucks to be me.
Shelke: You think your life sucks?!
Nero: Oh, I think so.
Shelke: Your problems aren't so bad. I'm kind of pretty, and pretty damn smart.
Nero: You are.
Shelke: Thanks. I like romantic things like the internet and--
Nero: What? o_O
Shelke: Ugh. And as you know I have a gigantic heart! So why~ Won't Vincent just love me!? < Stamps foot as geddon is a PG event, lol> It sucks to be me!
Nero: Me too!
Shelke: It sucks to be me!
Nero: It sucks to be me! It sucks to be Nero--
Shelke: And Shelke!
Nero: To feel like a zero --
Shelke: To not have a help!
Both: It sucks to be me~
< Rosso walks on>
Rosso: Why are you both so happy?
Nero: Because our lives suck.
Rosso: You think your lives are so bad? I came to the Tsviets, for opportunities. Had some trouble with the Uniform -- none of them fitted me! But with hard work I went up in rank you see - so now... I wear a swimsuit! Get blood in my hair! Have a piece of carpet for a cape and wear these GOD-DAMN-HEELS-ALL-DAY! < Stamping her feet instead of hitting Azul to punctuate each syllable> It sucks to be me~ It sucks to be me~ I say well it sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucks! It sucks to be me!
*pause as Shelke and Nero look at each other, then back at Rosso*
Shelke and Nero: It sucks to be you!
Shelke: You win.
Shelke and Nero: It sucks to be you!
Nero: I feel better now.
ALL: It sucks to be all of us but most of all it really does just suck! It sucks to be you~ < all posing as it is now the end of the skit>

The bit in italics is the only bit I'm unsure about - we could cut it out, or leave it in, what do you guys think?

**Guest** Guest

I much prefer that skit, to be honest. >>

I agree on the italics thing - how about just

Rosso: You think your lives are so bad? I came to the Tsviets, for opportunities. Had some trouble with the Uniform -- none of them fitted me! But with hard work I went up in rank you see - so now... I wear a swimsuit! Get blood in my hair! Have a piece of carpet for a cape and wear these GOD-DAMN-HEELS-ALL-DAY! < Stamping her feet instead of hitting Azul to punctuate each syllable> It sucks to be me!
*pause as Shelke and Nero look at each other, then back at Rosso*
Shelke and Nero: It sucks to be you!

...any idea on how long it is? <3

By **JVCA**. 23/09/08, 12:07 pm

No clue how long - I'll time after dinner. :3 I was thinking that rosso didn't say it'd suck to be her at all - rather -

Rosso: You think your lives are so bad? I came to the Tsviets, for opportunities. Had some trouble with the Uniform -- none of them fitted me! But with hard work I went up in rank you see - so now... I wear a swimsuit! Get blood in my hair! Have a piece of carpet for a cape and wear these GOD-DAMN-HEELS-ALL-DAY! < Stamping her feet instead of hitting Azul to punctuate each syllable>
*Rosso stands poised in her position, looking angry, as there's a pause as Shelke and Nero look at each other, then back at Rosso*
Shelke and Nero: It sucks to be you!

**Guest** Guest

ok~ sounds good :)

**Guest** Guest

Double post 'coz I'm cool. 8D;

Are we pre-recording or going Live?

Jen wants to go Live if possible.

And and I wonder if we can go find a backing track... I'll go look now. :)

edit: found, in SV and cutting up. 8D

also, - http://www.cosplay.com/photo/1754372/ . Nyahaha~ Like a Star @ heaven

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