Video Game Quote Thread!

By Le_Saboteur. 27/11/09, 02:46 am

Because some things deserve to be posted over and over on the internets. What are your favourites?

"I'd rather drink a cup of acid after chewing on a razorblade." Fem!Shepard, Mass Effect after being propositioned by a drunk ex- C SEC officer (basically cops).

"Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining." Wrex, Mass Effect

"I wish I had some sort of trout with which to knock some sense into you." Alistair, Dragon Age: Origins

"Fool me once; shame on you. Fool me twice- WATCH IT! I'M HUGE!" Minsc, Baldur's Gate

"We'll put those lizards in their place, with fist or...fist! Either way, they're getting some fist!" Khelgar, Neverwinter Nights 2

"Ahhh, no pit would be complete without a Freeman climbing out of it!" A Vortigaunt, Half Life 2: Ep 2

"Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was falling into the firepit and I said 'Goodbye!' and you were like 'No way!' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great!" GladDOS, Portal

That should be enough for now. POST YOURS PLZ.

By Zeorymer. 27/11/09, 04:28 am

"Bolt Guard statistical assessment: Powerful. Smart. Handsome. Bolt Guard intent:
Smack-laying in a downward direction."
- Jugger, Advance Wars DS (Anything Jugger says is funny though)

"Unidentified Shivan object dead ahead, what do you think it is Commander?" "I don't know, do I look Shivan to you?"
-Xinny & Lt. Commander Snipes, Freespace 2 (While the squad fly in stolen Shivan ships)

"These detonators were a piece of junk. I even had to follow the instructions."
- Lt. Commander Snipes, Freespace 2 (He's great)

"It's useless. It's all useless"
-Battler - Umineko no Naku Koro ni

"Are we expected to fight the Undead with nothing but sticks and harsh language?
-Kael'Thas, Warcraft 3 TFT

By Pyro. 27/11/09, 05:27 am

"From the moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate. Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Yes, the Arcana is the means by which all is revealed... it matters not who you are; death awaits you," -- Ryoji/Nyx Avatar; Persona 3

"I am the milkman. My milk is delicious." -- Boyd; Psychonauts

"Not in a family-friendly, mega-hit RPG like this!" -- Yuri; Shadow Hearts: Covenant

"What if the game gets delayed? You don't want this to become No More Heroes forever, do you?" -- Jeane; No More Heroes

"What is wrong with this town." -- Some NPC; House of the Dead 2

By Le_Saboteur. 27/11/09, 05:52 am

More!

"... Would you kindly." 'Atlas', Bioshock. Means nothing until you play/see the game.

"A man chooses, a slave obeys." Andrew Ryan, Bioshock

By P-Layton. 27/11/09, 06:18 am

My personal favourite from Professor Layton:
"Layyyyyyyton! I will have my revenge on you!!!"

Or from warcraft:
"Oh look, you've got a chip on your shoulder... and some fish, too!"
and
"A cook book, all I need is a cook book!"

From Bioshock:

Spoiler:

By **Admin**. 27/11/09, 07:01 am

"You find a container full of grass in the bottom of the fridge. Nanako probably brought it home from school. Eat it?" - Persona 4

"Argh I still haven't gone to the bathroom yet! D8" - Yosuke Hanamura, Persona 4. It's funnier in context. =D;

"So, what's this 'scoring a hot stud' stuff, huh?" - Teddie, Persona 4.

"Oh, oh I see. What you're actually saying is 'Kanji, will you PLEASE beat the sugar honey iced tea out of me?" - Kanji Tatsumi, Persona 4.

Persona 4 is a funny game. =D

Phoenix Wright 3:

Maya: Umm, would you mind taking a look at this?
Basil: I'm sorry. That data is SuPer-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected.
Maya: SuPer-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected!? What? This is madness!
Phoenix: No, Maya, that is SPARDA.

And so, so much more. xP

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"i love to reload during a battle; there’s nothing like the feeling of slamming a long, silver bullet into a well greased chamber." - revolver ocelot, metal gear solid

"i have twenty-three tiny wishes, but you probably won't remember them all, so i put them all together into one... i'd like to spend more time with you." - aerith, crisis core -final fantasy vii-

"and if i become a demon, so be it! i will endure the exile. anything to protect her!" - nero, devil may cry 4

"‘hey… even if you end up as the world's enemy, i'll... i'll always be your knight." - squall, final fantasy viii

“death's vastness holds no peace. i come at the end of the long road. neither human, nor devil... all bends to my will.” - hitoshura, digital devil saga

spoiler for wall of text !!

Spoiler:

By Aikome. 27/11/09, 07:31 am

" WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA " ~ Pacman

. . OTL ;; is all I can think of right now.

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"Sora! Donald! Goo-FEY!" *Jasmine cracks major high*

By Saiyajin Mui. 27/11/09, 09:26 am

Quote :: "なんだよ、もう終わりか紅赤手。。。。！　消えるのか、また、あの夜のように、亡霊のように消えやがるのか。。。！
Nandayo, mou owarika Kurenai Sekishu! Kieru no ka, mata, ano yoru no you ni, bourei no you ni kieyagarunoka...!
What
the...are you done already Half Demon! Are you going to disappear
again, just like that night...are you going to disappear like a
ghost!?"

-Nanaya Shiki's winquote against Kishima Kouma

Quote :: 理解したか？　これが、モノを殺すっていうことだ。
Rikai sugar honey iced tea ka? Kore ga, mono wo korosutte iu koto da
Do you understand? This is what it means to kill things.

-Nanaya Shiki's winquote

Quote :: 潔く行く者は、また速やかに逝く。安心して消えるがいい志貴。オマエの後釜、このオレが座ってやる
Isagiyoku ikumono ha, mata sumiyaka ni yuku. Anshin sugar honey iced tea kieru ga ii, Shiki. Omae no atogama, kono ore ga suwatteyaru
Now,
be a man and die quickly. And you can pass away
in peace, Shiki; because as for your succesor...I'll be filling that
spot.

-Nanaya Shiki's winquote against Tohno Shiki

All these quotes are from Melty Blood.

Spoiler:

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Nanaya makes his first appearance as a different character in the followup visual novel Kagetsu Tohya.

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"Looks like the president armed his daughter with ballstics" Video Game Quote Thread! 375551

- Luis Sera - Resident Evil 4

By Pyro. 27/11/09, 09:54 am

juxtapoz wrote:: "i love to reload during a battle; there’s nothing like the feeling of slamming a long, silver bullet into a well greased chamber." - revolver ocelot, metal gear solid

"and if i become a demon, so be it! i will endure the exile. anything to protect her!" - nero, devil may cry 4

“death's vastness holds no peace. i come at the end of the long road. neither human, nor devil... all bends to my will.” - hitoshura, digital devil saga

ffft~
Firstly: damnit, you beat me to the first two of those quotes.

ACTUALLY WAIT~

"From that day forth, my arm changed, and a voice echoed inside my head. Power... give me more... power..." -- Nero; Devil May Cry 4

OHOHOHOHO~ >=D

Secondly: I totally approve of your taste in games. (someone else knows Digital Devil Saga?! OMG?!)

"The funny thing about karma... It goes round and round... And in the end, it comes back to bite you." -- Roland; Digital Devil Saga 2

"I need scissors!! 61!" -- Colonel AI; Metal Gear Solid 2

"Colonel! We've managed to avoid drowning!" -- Raiden; Metal Gear Solid 2

By Li-Bai. 27/11/09, 11:18 am

BIOSHOCK IS AWESOME. <3

Quote :: "Yep, this is it alright! The graveyard from my dreams! Aw man, I don't want to be rememberin' this! Now's the part where I get lost, then wake up in a cold sweat, JUST as a monster's about to eat me! No no no, nothing but trouble since that freakin' voice showed up. Maybe I've lost it completely. First Dad jumps out of my nightmare and shows up right before my eyes... and now I'm in the dream!" - Yuri, Shadow Hearts

(...I memorised that. orz)

Quote :: "Oh, Cohen you sick [physics] let me out of here - " BOOMEXPLOSIONDIZZLE! - Fitzpatrick, Bioshock. Poor guy xD"

(Fort Frolic is the best part of the game <3)

Quote :: "What the hell! Can't a guy take a dump in peace??!" - Travis Touchdown, No More Heroes

(Or something along those lines)

Quote :: "OBJECTION!" / "HOLD IT!" / "TAKE THAT!" / "GOTCHA!"

(SHAME on you if you don't know where this is from! xD)

Quote :: "This guy are sick." - Aerith.

(Oh that infamous engrish quote, ahahaha xD}

Quote :: "You young 'uns! You waste everything! In the old days we would have drank [drunk] every last drop, eaten the cup, and then died!" - Victor Kudo, Gyakuten Saiban 3

Quote :: "After spending half a year by your side... My feelings for you... They changed." (coughiriscough), Gyakuten Saiban 3

(which is just another big fat way of saying ILU haha)

Quote :: "I'm sorry. That information is restricted. To the road crew." - G-Man, Psychonauts (I think I just misquoted...)

(The G-Men have some of the best quotes EVER xD)

Quote :: "HRARGH! HRARGH! BEEEGOOOOONE!!" - Beserker Saïx, KHII

Quote :: "CUUUUURSEEEEEED FOOOOOOOOOLSSS!!" - King!Xemnas, KHII

Quote :: "Let's rock!!" - Dante, Devil May Cry 3

Quote :: "SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!" - Murk Hellsing.

(HE DID NOT TAKE ANY BREATHS AND THERE IS NO EDITING) Nah, j/k. idk who says it, I just know the 'quote' xD

Aaaand one more:

Quote :: ESTUANS INTERIUS! IRA VEHEMENTI! ESTUANS INTERIUS! IRA VEHEMENTI! SEPHIRO -

Oh, that doesn't count? >___>

OOPS WALL. Sorry. xD"

By Keysha-chan. 27/11/09, 03:03 pm

I am SO SO happy to see Bioshock and Psychonauts lines up here! XD

Ravin wrote:: "Sora! Donald! Goo-FEY!" *Jasmine cracks major high*

Probably because Linda's natural speaking voice is really high, she has to deepen her voice a bit to play Jasmine, but it is amusing when the crack comes in. X3

"Have you ever had the urge to do something stupid.........and AWESOME!!!" - Demyx in KH:358/2 days (And pretty much ANY of his quotes about slacking off. I'm so glad to see that his 'attitude' is less about being a wimp and more 'can't be bothered, gonna sit in my corner and play my sitar'.

Actually, while I'm not a huge fan of that game's story, it's LOADED with fun quotes. XD

"That sock needs a good darning. Darn you, sock!" *while shaking his fist at the sock. - Guybrush (Tales of Monkey Island).

Of course, I could quote any MI game forever for all their great quotes.

'I can see your breath~." - Bioshock (just because of the massive CREEPY factor, I still have nightmares from that moment! XD)

And, of course, Tidus calling Firion 'Rosebud' in Dissidia. "Yoo-hoo! Rosebud!"

I really should be able to quote a ton off my head, but it's late in the evening and my brain has switched to auto pilot now, it seems.

By H-idenshi. 27/11/09, 03:23 pm

Ｔｈｅ final paragraph before the credit role at the end of MUVLUV's unlimited route.
Gives me goose-bumps and sweaty eyes everytime つД｀)･ﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･ﾟ
(Got to love [保志総一朗] Hoshi Souichirou's voice *trembles just from recollecting the poignantness of this ending*)

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By azeria. 27/11/09, 03:43 pm

'Aren't you forgetting something? The seal has been broken. Waht do you think will happen next?
Let's welcome Chaos.'

'Dude, my father wasn't so hideous! Can't you tell by looking at me?'

^ Devil May Cry 3

'I still got a pain in my brain form ya. And it's telling me funny ideas now like to SHOOT YOU TO HELL'

^Tomb Raider.

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Elizabeth: "...This may be a bit too anatomically correct for me."

Chihiro: "I'm afraid of guys"
Minato: "...I'm a guy"

Fuuka: "I have a feeling Death is Near!"

-Persona 3

By Alatyr. 27/11/09, 04:48 pm

"Thank you Mario. But our princess is in another castle!" ~ Fu Mushroom man.

"Your health is low, do you have any food, or potions?" ~ The guildmaster guy from Fable 1. I NEVER TURNED THAT FEATURE OFF. HE IS MY LOVER.

"Now, are you a boy or a girl?" ~ Professor "Insert Tree here".

By Lavi_x. 27/11/09, 05:10 pm

"If I make it to number one, will you do it with me?" -Travis Touchdown; No More Heroes

By Alatyr. 27/11/09, 05:31 pm

Also ~ Would you like to give caught Pidgey a name?

B...U...T...T...

"BUTT used Gust!" ~Pokemon Commentator. (who is that?)

Classic.

"What was my Grandsons name again...? Oh that's right! It's Douche!" ~ Professor Tree.

By Saiyajin Mui. 28/11/09, 12:20 am

"Itsa me Mario!"

-Mario Auditore meeting up with Ezio

Assassin's Creed 2

By mystix-candy. 28/11/09, 12:29 am

"First I whip it out, then I thrust it, with great force. Every angle, it penetrates. Until, with great strength, I ram it in. In the end, we're all satisfied."

-Dante, Devil May Cry 4
(Cannot help but feel it was meant to imply some sort of innuendo 8D;; )

By Tracer Kinship. 28/11/09, 12:45 am

Anything the G-men said in the Milkman Conspiracy level is hilarious.

- "I am a phone repairer. I can listen to any phone conversations I wish,
but do not do so out of my sense of professional responsibility."

- "Look at that woman's breasts. They are large."

- "I am a helicopter pilot. I like to fly helicopters. We are looking for
the Milkman. We don't know where he is. Helicopters can go up and down."
"Man, these guys are dumb."

>You opened the fridge.
>...For some reason, there's an alarm clock ticking away in the fridge. ...Was Dojima in a rush this morning...?
>.... You decided to leave it alone.

-Persona 4. I was half expecting the game to give me the option of eating it. :<

By Le_Saboteur. 28/11/09, 01:54 am

Saiyajin Mui wrote:: "Itsa me Mario!"

-Mario Auditore meeting up with Ezio

Assassin's Creed 2

Ahh man, now I want to play this game even more. That is amazing.

So much love for Bioshock, yay! Also; now I really want to play Persona 3 and 4 as well D:

@Deidei; yep, pretty sure the innuendo is intentional there.

"My dear, you have such a devious mind, why have we not made love yet?" Zevran
"I would sooner stab you in the face than have you touch me." Morrigan, Dragon Age: Origins

After Dog leaves a half chewed hare carcass in Morrigans pack:
"This is not the kind of thing a lady wishes to find in her unmentionables!" Morrigan
"It's probably only half as stinky as what normally goes in them." Possible PC choice, DA:O

"You exist because we allow it, and you will die because we demand it." Sovereign, Mass Effect

"Call me princess one more time and you'll be picking your teeth up off the floor." Fem!Shepard, Mass Effect. I <3 Jennifer Hale (her voice actor). Best delivery ever.

"And if you see Dr Breen, tell him I said f-- CRASHBANGBOOM-- ou!" Barney, Half Life 2

"Never fear, Gordon, she [LaMarr, his pet headcrab] is completely debeaked and harmless. The worst she can do is try to couple with your head. Fruitlessy!" Dr Kleiner, Half Life 2 <3

"Wake up, Mr Freeman... Wake up and smell the ashes." G-Man, Half Life 2

Very Happy

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^ I approve of your signature. <3 (Oops ninja'd <_<; I'm referring to Tracer Kinship's signature hurrr~)

"You look like a bear wearing a marshmallow." - Cloud, FF7 (Favourite. Quote. Ever).

"That's a harp, so it must be the queen, right? I mean, no dude plays a harp." - Jansen, Lost Odyssey

Sarah: "Kaim's whole demeanor changed when he saw that coin."
Jansen: (offscreen) "Maybe he collects them!" - Also Lost Odyssey~

Jansen is hilarious. <3

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