Video Game Quote Thread!

By Pyro. 28/11/09, 02:16 am

@Mystix-- It's DMC, the innuendo is TOTALLY intentional. xD

"Do you want to touch me?" -- Bayonetta; Bayonetta

"Killing me now would only prove everything I've said about you before... And upset some very lovely young ladies. Claire, Trish, Sylvia... And Ammy. Oh, Ammy. You do not wanna get her angry, believe me," -- Luka; Bayonetta

"Where I'm concerned, there's no luck... only skill," -- Luka; Bayonetta

"You were almost a Jill sandwich!" -- Barry; Resident Evil

"I'd love to go levelling with someone from here," -- Kuhn; .hack//G.U.

"... It was my assumptions that those demons would prove far inferior in the face of your tactics."
"You summon and kill! Summon and kill... I fail to see the logic here? Is sanity the price to pay for power?"
"Humans. They are but stubborn and foolish. It takes a journey to hell for them to accept and praise their god. A fact that tickles... irony's judgement."
"Hah! But your judgements interest me not. FOR I AM HERE! TO RECLAIM! WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE!"
"Yamato! That is what you seek, and that is why I wait in your path!"
"Hahahahaha! You will fumble in your opposition of my quest! Though I encourage for an opportunity to battle a being of such grand delusion as you! 'Tis a sweet fate." --Dante and Agnus; Devil May Cry 4

(Typed that all off by heart. It's funnier as a cutscene, because there's confetti and stage lights and stuff. xD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvOCfnJgGg0 <--- watch it here~)

By Li-Bai. 28/11/09, 08:28 am

Keysha-chan wrote:: And, of course, Tidus calling Firion 'Rosebud' in Dissidia. "Yoo-hoo! Rosebud!"

THIS. MADE ME LOL LONGTIEM.

Tracer Kinship wrote:: Anything the G-men said in the Milkman Conspiracy level is hilarious.

Steve Blum wins at life xD (AND SO DOES YOUR SIGNATURE XD)

@Pyro: I can still recite that cutscene off by heart too 8D

CAN'T FORGET THIS ONE.

Quote :: "I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIII -voicecrack!- IIIIGHT!!!" - Dante, Devil May Cry

Any of Sephiroth's quotes in Dissidia that involve the world 'despair' I CANNOT TAKE SERIOUSLY.

Quote :: "Careful, or I just might bite!" - Firion to Kuja, Dissidia

Quote :: "HEY! HEY! LISTEN! OVER HERE! LISTEN! LET'S GO THE WATER TEMPLE!

^Self explanatory >w>

By azeria. 28/11/09, 09:15 am

Quote :: "I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIII -voicecrack!- IIIIGHT!!!" - Dante, Devil May Cry

OH GOD WHY

ttly need to play some DMC once Classics exam is done~

By Keysha-chan. 28/11/09, 11:32 am

Li-Bai wrote:

Keysha-chan wrote:: And, of course, Tidus calling Firion 'Rosebud' in Dissidia. "Yoo-hoo! Rosebud!"

THIS. MADE ME LOL LONGTIEM.

Tracer Kinship wrote:: Anything the G-men said in the Milkman Conspiracy level is hilarious.

Steve Blum wins at life xD (AND SO DOES YOUR SIGNATURE XD)

@Pyro: I can still recite that cutscene off by heart too 8D

CAN'T FORGET THIS ONE.

Quote :: "I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIII -voicecrack!- IIIIGHT!!!" - Dante, Devil May Cry

Any of Sephiroth's quotes in Dissidia that involve the world 'despair' I CANNOT TAKE SERIOUSLY.

Quote :: "Careful, or I just might bite!" - Firion to Kuja, Dissidia

Quote :: "HEY! HEY! LISTEN! OVER HERE! LISTEN! LET'S GO THE WATER TEMPLE!

^Self explanatory >w>

My gosh just ANY of the 'start-of-battle-lines' that the characters say to each other in Dissidia are amazing. I love that Kuja makes Tidus SO UNCOMFORTABLE, and how Jecht calls out 'Nice tail, buddy' to Zidane. :B

By Li-Bai. 28/11/09, 11:41 am

^ I love going to the museum and listening to them all xDD Sephiroth's "You look good" makes me lol longtiem.

All of Cecil's lines are amazingdizzle and poetic 8D "There is sorrow in those wintry eyes!" (Yuri Lowenthal ftw)

And Jecht's "Stay out of this, little lady" to Terra is cute xD

**Guest** Guest

"DARKNESS!"

^^I'm pretty sure someone says it at least a few hundred times in Kingdom Hearts

"Is that a severed Orc head in your pack or are you just happy to see me?"

"Silence, servant! Vengeance will be mine! Death to Stormwind! Death by chicken!"

"It puts the ghoul in the pit or else it gets the lash!"

^^World of Warcraft

By Li-Bai. 29/11/09, 09:49 am

-gasp- I can't believe that this hasn't come up yet!

"THE CAKE IS A LIIIIIEEEEE!!!"

By Le_Saboteur. 30/11/09, 07:29 am

Li-Bai wrote:: -gasp- I can't believe that this hasn't come up yet!

"THE CAKE IS A LIIIIIEEEEE!!!"

After you kill the big bad of Dragon Age:

"I was told there would be cake. There is no cake. The cake is a lie." Sten, Dragon Age: Origins

I facepalmed.

By Campy. 01/12/09, 02:12 pm

Hokay,
Portal. ANY OF IT - " *Hack cough* So... Deadly..." "If you love that thing so much why don't you just marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! - GlaDos. :) I <3 Her

Warcraft 3 - Mulitclick unit quotes are hilarious.

"My life for Ire! Err... I mean... Ner'Zuhl" - Acolyte
"This is my Owl. THere are many like it, but this one is mine!" - Nelf Sentinel
"End of the world spell. Press Control, Alt Delete" - Some sort of wizardy type.

And continuing in the Blizzardy vein, WoW:
"No no no NOno noo" - XT-002 Deconstructor
"I think I broke it" - XT-002 Deconstructor on player death.
"I dont think it bends that way!" XT-002 Deconstructor on player death.

Hmm. Wall of text much?

But yeah That's me done...

...For now... *laughs maniacally*

By **Admin**. 01/12/09, 02:14 pm

AHAHA. Yes. Portal. I never got very far in that game 'cause I always ran out of time at the net cafe, but the voice overs were hilarious.

"Remember, the bring your daughter to work day is the perfect time to get her tested."

By Campy. 01/12/09, 02:21 pm

It took me about 4 attempts on the final encounter. Not because it was hard, but because I didn't want to destroy the source of so much funny. The cake recipie is hilarious. Go find it on youtube now. DO IT!
"One electromagnetic imaging rhubarb"

By Minato_mori. 02/12/09, 02:59 am

Kiki wrote:: Elizabeth: "...This may be a bit too anatomically correct for me."

Chihiro: "I'm afraid of guys"
Minato: "...I'm a guy"

Fuuka: "I have a feeling Death is Near!"

-Persona 3

LOL i said "the world is full of guys" xP
Didn't start the chihiro date til next time ^^;;

I kinda liked Akihikos pick up line:
"Hey, i heard that triathletes that train at the beach
perform better than those that practice indoors"

And: "Ok, but is that hair on your chin?"
*"Beautiful lady" turns to "beautiful lady?"*
"Oh crap i missed a spot"

By Li-Bai. 02/12/09, 07:30 am

"That was close! You almost became a Jill Sandwich!" - someone in Resident Evil. Umm... I only know the quote 'cos it was used in our 'Geddon skit XD"

By Reno. 02/12/09, 10:37 am

"Something big is going on outside and we're all too smashed to do anything about it..."

**Guest** Guest

Cyren VK wrote:: LOL i said "the world is full of guys" xP
Didn't start the chihiro date til next time ^^;;

I did the random "Wanna go out" xD even though they had only talked like twice orz

By Li-Bai. 02/12/09, 11:16 am

Quote :: "Dude, Teddie just ate five Topsicles! 'Course, if you count the ones I had before, that makes six, so I still win." - Kanji, Persona 4

//cackles

By Tracer Kinship. 04/12/09, 01:47 pm

"... I'd hit it."
- Student from Persona 4 (To an extremely convincing trap)

By Zeorymer. 04/12/09, 02:48 pm

"My life for Aiur... i mean Ner'Zhul" -Acolyte
"Shut up man, the bat can't hear where he's going!" - Troll batrider

~Talk show intro music~
Announcer: "Welcome back to...Jaina in the morning!"

(crowd applauds)
Jaina: "We're here with Malvingeroth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?"
Kim (sounding confused): "Um, yeah..."
Jaina: "Mal, why don't you tell her why you're really here?"
Mal (embarrassed): "Well, Kim-cake, I love you but I have something to tell you… uh, I'm a demon."
(crowd mutters)
Crowd member: "Oh boy, he pulled the wool over your eyes!"
Mal: "Actually, more of a… Pit Lord."
Kim: "What? I don't understand."
(crowd starts shouting angrily)
Crowd member: "He's a bum! Throw him out!"
Kim: "I thought you said you work for the post office?"
Mal: "Well, I moonlight."

Best quote ever!

By Le_Saboteur. 05/12/09, 11:33 am

^ Hahaha, that is awesome. Is that WoW?

By azeria. 05/12/09, 11:47 am

In Phoenix Wright
'The relationship between you is obvious! ....'
a. He's black mailing you!
b. You're black mailing him!
c. You're lovers!

The thought of Grossberg paired with anyone is slightly disturbing.

By Bishkip. 05/12/09, 11:47 am

"snake? SNAKE? SNAKKKKKKKEEEE!!!!"

**Guest** Guest

^ we said that alot today

By Lavi_x. 25/12/09, 01:53 am

Just because this thread needs more quotes 8DD

- “Do a barrel roll!” – Peppy Hare, Star Fox 64
- “Uh-oh! The truck have started to move.” – Snake, Metal Gear
- “A winner is you.” – Pro Wrestling
- “I feel asleep!!” – Guard, Metal Gear
- “What a horrible night to have a curse.” – Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest
- “I am error.” – Error, Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
- “Congraturation this story is happy end.” – Ghosts ‘N Goblins
- “Good morning, Crono!” – Crono’s Mom, Chrono Trigger
- “It’s a secret to everybody.” – Moblin, The Legend of Zelda
- “Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?” – Bad Dudes
- “It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.” – Old Man, The Legend of Zelda
- “Dodongo dislikes smoke.” – Old Man, The Legend of Zelda
- “I have fury!” – Fawful, Mario & Luigi series
- “Take a key for coming in!” – Super Ghosts ‘N Ghosts
- “You and your friends are dead. Game over.” – Friday the 13th
- “Welcome to warp zone!” – Super Mario Bros.

By Ze Pervy Kappa. 26/01/10, 01:30 am

"Some place called 'Macarina Temple' ", "Makalania Temple!", "AIE!" -FFX, -LOL

"Yo, watch my six!" - Jak 2.

"Will you marry me?" - Rachet and clank -Up your arsenal.

By TinTango. 26/01/10, 02:31 am

Not actually in-game, but one of the promo vids for TF2:

"...then he used his fight money to buy 2 of every animal on earth
and then he herded them onto a boat
and then he beat the crap out of every single one of them!
<evil chuckle>
and from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo!"
(Meet the Soldier)

"No Dad, I'm not a crazed gunman, I'm an assassin.
The difference being that one is a job, and the other a mental sickness!"
(Meet the Sniper)

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