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Post By Pyro. 25/02/10, 02:57 pm

Cosplayers vs. Zombies: A Fanfic

CHAPTER 1:

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Date: 24th January 2011
Time: 10:30am
Location: Christchurch Airport

Anyone wanna come with Pyro, s-in-c, Aura and I to pick up the Aucklanders when they arrive? I know you'll miss some of the picnic if you do, but it'll be worthwhile. We should welcome the others with a smile, right?

-Rocky


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Tapping her foot impatiently, Rocky stared at the arrival gate.
“Oh, come on,” She mumbled, folding her arms. “Their flight was due in like half an hour ago.” Nearby, Pyro leaned on a bloodied cricket bat she had nabbed off Rocky just moments before.
“Eh, it’s Jetstar,” Flicking back the fibres of her auburn wig, she shrugged, a smile on her face. “We’re lucky it hasn’t been cancelled altogether.” After a few seconds, the cricket bat was taken off her by s-in-c, who playfully tapped Aura with it.
“Hey, gimme that back,” Rocky retrieved her weapon, then continued to watch the arrivals gate. No sign of Admin or JVCA yet. It was nearly eleven—they had to be at the picnic soon, or they’d miss out on all the good food. Pyro had, as per usual, brought chicken pies, and Mandie had whipped up a delicious cake.
“You know,” Aura said abruptly, trying to break the silence with a bit of small talk. “I’m still kind of curious about the fact that Midsummer decided to make this a zombie-themed picnic.”
“Yeah,” Pyro nodded. “I mean, sure, good excuse for me to cosplay Steve Burnside—“ She gestured to the cosplay she was wearing: a blue jacket with the phrase ‘Rockfort Prison 267’ painted hastily on the back, and some green trousers—“but it’s kind of out of the blue. I mean, how many things can you think of that revolve around zombie-slaying?”
“Shaun of the Dead,” Rocky waved her cricket bat around, trying to showcase her ginger wig and bloodied white shirt.
“Left 4 Dead,” Aura’s red jacket, white t-shirt and blue jeans made it fairly clear that that series was accounted for.
“Hellsing sort of counts,” s-in-c was cosplaying as Seras Victoria, a giant false gun slung over her shoulder.
“Resident Evil, Zombieland, Dead Rising, 28 Days…” Rocky started listing more examples.
“And don’t forget Plants vs. Zombies,”
“Plants vs. Zombies indeed!” Came a voice from nearby. Glancing towards its source, the girls were pleasantly surprised to see Admin standing there, with cardboard petals hung around his face.
“Admin!” s-in-c remarked, before bounding in his direction and giving him a hug.
“Good to see you’ve finally arrived,” There was a hint of annoyance in Pyro’s voice as she spoke.
“Hey, shut up. I can’t help it if the flight is delayed,”
“What was the big hold up, anyway?” Rocky sounded equally frustrated at how long he had taken.
“The pilot called in sick with some weird disease, and so he couldn’t come. They had to find a new one at really short notice,” Glancing about anxiously, he leaned in towards the girls after a moment of hesitation. “And between you and me? The new pilot was a freak. He kept going on and on about how ‘the weather is lovely today but it’ll be lovelier when we land in Christchurch because itchy tasty itchy tasty’.” He shuddered as he finished recounting the flight.
“Seriously creepy.” Aura stared around Admin as silence descended on the cosplayers.
“… So where’s JVCA?” She asked.
“Oh, she said she needed to go to the bathroom. She’s going to meet us by the baggage thing.”
“The carousel?” Pyro queried, and received a nod in confirmation. “Coolness. Guess we’d better head over there then.” The cosplayers began to walk, in near silence, towards the baggage collection area. Outside, the sun winked from behind the low-hanging clouds. Forecasts had said it would all clear up by the afternoon, leaving them with a hot summer day, perfect for picnicking. As they passed through the airport corridors, none of the cosplayers could have predicted the cloud that darkened s-in-c’s day, though…

Arriving at their destination, Admin wandered over to the carousel as he noticed his suitcase riding past on it. Pointing out a large prop weapon he’d brought, he asked Rocky to grab it for him while he attempted to pick up his bag. Once both of them had succeeded in acquiring his baggage, they returned to the group.
“That’s odd,” Pyro commented. “You’d think JVCA would be here by now. I mean, the toilets aren’t far.”
“Well, this airport does have a confusing layout…” Admin replied.
“I’m sure she’s fine,” Aura gave a confident grin.
“How about Pyro goes looking for her, since she knows the airport well, and the rest of us stay here?” Everyone agreed to the plan without a moment’s thought.
“I’ll be back soon,” Wandering into the crowds, Pyro left the group alone.
“… So, I guess that means we should just wait,” Rocky muttered, looking upset at the idea of more delays.
“… I’m gonna go get a drink,” s-in-c said after a long pause. Before anyone could protest, she crossed the hallway, and stopped in front of a vending machine. Pressing a few buttons, a can soon came clanking out at the bottom. Turning to go back to the group, she froze up as a tall man loomed over her. “… What do you want, sir?” She asked, forcing a nervous smile. The man didn’t speak.
“Sir?” He stood stock still. Not wanting to hang around the creep any longer, s-in-c began to move away… only for the man to lunge at her suddenly. Holding him at arm’s length, s-in-c struggled to throw him off.
“s-in-c?” Admin called out to her, as he noticed her grappling the strange man, who was now trying to claw at her. “s-in-c!” Charging over, Admin tried to pull the creep off of s-in-c, only for it to move over to him. Staring into the man’s eyes, Admin realized they had cataracts, and that his breath stunk of rotting flesh.
“A zombie?” He queried, only to fall over in surprise as, with a mighty swing, s-in-c hit her prop gun into the man and knocked him to the floor. Panting, Admin began to back away in horror, as the man started to crawl towards him. “O-oh god, get away!” Waving his hands, trying to dissuade the man from attacking again, he felt his heart strain in his chest from the adrenaline. What the hell was going on?! Why was there a—a zombie in Christchurch airport?! That’s what the guy had to be. Latching its hand onto Admin’s foot, the zombie crept ever closer.
“Stay the hell away from him!” Out of nowhere, something came slamming down on the zombie. Rocky, wielding her cricket bat, had entered the fray. The zombie let out a low growl, as Rocky recoiled, and smacked it again, this time hard enough to hear a snap from the zombie’s neck. Collapsing onto Admin’s legs, the zombie gave a final death groan. Panting, Admin struggled to kick the zombie away, and get to his feet. Offering a hand, Rocky helped stabilize him. Nearby, s-in-c drank her drink calmly, surprisingly chilled out for having just been attacked by the living dead.
“Looks like this cricket bat might come in handy after all,” Rocky fiddled with the handle, testing its weight. Solid pine, it seemed, could do a lot to a zombie’s neck. Aura appeared at the girl’s side.
“I wonder if there are more of these guys around?” A loud slurping sound came from where s-in-c was standing, attracting the attention of the cosplayers. Silently, s-in-c nodded, answering Aura’s question. Finishing her drink, she threw the can towards a nearby rubbish bin, and landed it perfectly inside.
“Over there,” Pointing in the direction Pyro had run off in, it became immediately apparent to the cosplayers that yes, there were more zombies, and ‘more’ was something of an understatement. Somehow, in the time it had taken for the group to slay just one of the undead, a whole legion of them had sprung up, and all the other humans had disappeared.
“… Well crap,” Rocky groaned. “We’re going to miss the picnic, and get our asses eaten by hordes of the undead.”
“Best day ever?” Admin sarcastically asked.
“Bar none.” Rocky replied.
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Post By Li-Bai. 26/02/10, 01:00 am

I forgot how much I missed your writing 8D Moooaaaar! <3
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Post By Zeorymer. 26/02/10, 01:23 am

Awesome. Needs more Very Happy
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Post By Admin. 26/02/10, 01:50 am

/facepalm.



Ahaha. xD That was epic. I loved the ending. =w=
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Post By JVCA. 26/02/10, 02:13 am

IAWTC^^^

...if only because I want to prove that I don't take THAT long in the bathroom. Razz
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Post By Guest. 26/02/10, 02:25 am

Lol! xD I suggest a zombie-themed picnic and you guys to get eaten alive at the airport. GO ME. >8D

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Post By Mandie_Chan. 26/02/10, 02:36 am

That was made of Epic. End was amazing~


p.s whens the newt part coming out Razz
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Post By KotoneVersus. 26/02/10, 02:52 am

MOAR.

Andandand- Wellingtonians represent next chapter? 8D
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Post By Thornback. 26/02/10, 03:03 am

Brilliant. Fun to see how cosplay props could be used in combat against zombies.

"Use your sythe!"
"No way, I spent weeks on this-I'm not getting zombie juice on it!"

Or the best way to enrage a cosplayer-getting the bodily fluids of Zombies all over their gorgeous costumes.

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Post By P-Layton. 26/02/10, 03:23 am

Hey that was good! Nice work. Very Happy
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Post By Admin. 26/02/10, 03:54 am

JVCA wrote:
IAWTC^^^

...if only because I want to prove that I don't take THAT long in the bathroom. Razz


She really does take ages. 8|
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Post By Pyro. 26/02/10, 08:37 am

CHAPTER 2:

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Crashing her cricket bat down onto an unfortunate zombie, Rocky let out a loud yell of excitement.
“That makes forty of them!” Smack, into the forehead of another, causing gooey zombie brain matter to splatter about. “Damn, a critical hit! I’m doing better than you guys!”
“Well duh,” Admin replied, standing back as he watched s-in-c plow through a group of them, using her gun as a makeshift staff. “Aura and I aren’t even armed, and s-in-c’s weapon isn’t strong enough to take out anything.”
“Oh, quit your whining, Admin,” Hitting out a zombie’s legs, Rocky laughed as the creature fell to the floor. Smacking its head, she turned around once she felt certain it was dead. “If you wanna join in so much, go and find something to fight with.” Grumbling, Admin started glancing about the terminal for something—anything—he could hit a zombie with. Nearby, he noticed a woman lying on the ground, an umbrella clutched in her hand. Creeping over to her, he uncurled her fingers from the object, and picked it up.
“… I guess this’ll work…” Opening it up, he groaned as he realized that it was one of those children’s novelty umbrellas—a frog design, with eyes on top of it. That kind of umbrella was never sturdy enough to do damage. Throwing it back behind him, he was about to walk away, until he heard a low moan from the woman he’d taken the umbrella off. A hand wrapped around his foot without warning, causing Admin to panic.
“Rocky, Rocky!” Trying to kick the zombie off, he flailed pathetically while he waited for the girl to help him.
“Just a second,” Rocky was trying to line up for a skull-shattering hit on a bulky flight attendant zombie.
“I don’t have a second!!” Admin screamed back.
“Oh fine,” In a few seconds, the zombie clawing at Admin was dead, and Rocky’s cricket bat had even more blood on it.
“Are you okay Admin?” Aura asked. The boy nodded.
“Yeah, I’m fine,” Before they could check him for wounds, a shrill sound echoed from a nearby cafe.
“Pyro?” Admin asked.
“Pyro.” The three girls replied. Sprinting towards the shop, Admin couldn’t help but stall for a moment when he noticed an old zombie man crawling across the ground, a walking stick not far behind him.
“… Hellooo, zombie slaying,” Trotting over to the zombie man, he dodged its feeble attempts to grab him and managed to pick up the stick. Giving it a quick test swing in the air, and deciding it’d work okay, he slammed it down into the back of the old zombie’s head, causing it to fall silent and limp. Glancing towards the girls, he saw them disappear into the cafe. “Wait for me!” With his new weapon he knocked a few zombies from his path as he chased after his friends.
Entering the cafe, Admin—and the girls—discovered Pyro, surrounded by zombies.
“Back off!” She yelled at them, attempting to bludgeon one with a chair. Though her attack hit, it left her open for another zombie to make a move at her from the side.
“Quick, we have to help her!” Aura said, grabbing a chair and running over.
“Yeah,” s-in-c agreed, crossing the room to help. Aura and s-in-c managed to distract a couple of the zombies, and get them away from Pyro.
“Be there in a second!” Swinging her cricket bat as she entered the fray, Rocky managed to dispose of two zombies, buying Pyro time to fight off the one she was dealing with.
“Do I help, don’t I? Do I help, don’t I?” Admin tossed up his options, before drawing his walking stick dramatically and charging in to help the four girls in their fight. Smacking one of the zombies over the head, he let out a laugh as it collapsed to the floor, its blank white eyes staring up at the ceiling. Moving on to his next foe, he smirked. He could get to like this zombie-hunting stuff.

Meanwhile, in the corner, Pyro had gotten rid of the only zombie her saviors had left her, and was busy getting behind the counter to grab something she’d seen there. Slipping into the small kitchen area, she peered around, looking for the object of her desires… and there it was. For reasons she couldn’t fathom, there was a rifle in the café. Was a worker there suicidal? Was someone going to perform some kind of crime? Was it just one of those random things you do on a whim, like taking pliers to school? Picking up the gun, she examined it. Yes, definitely a rifle. A real gun.

Twisting around to look out into the main area of the café, she saw Admin dispose of the last zombie. Taking a few breaths in relief, he slung the walking stick over his shoulder, and took a glance over at Pyro.
“Do we get a thank you?” She shook her head.
“I totally could’ve wasted those zombies, man,” Brandishing her new rifle, she grinned. “I mean, check out my firepower.” Admin groaned and rolled his eyes.
“Yeah, sure. You totally could have shot zombies with a sniper rifle at close range,” Pulling herself onto and over the counter, Pyro scowled.
“I totally could have,” Beginning to walk out of the café, she stopped for a moment, waiting for the others to join her. Getting the idea, the other survivors soon stood at her sides as they walked out into the main terminal once more. Deathly silence encroached upon them. There were some zombies in the distance, but not many—Rocky had disposed of most of the ones around them. Aura casually swung the chair she had grabbed back at the café.
“Where to now?” She asked, as Pyro slowed to a stop.
“I dunno,” Looking to Rocky, Pyro smiled encouragingly.
“Maybe we should go to the bathrooms?” Rocky suggested. “Look for JVCA, and all that.” Admin nodded, suddenly looking pale.
“Yeah… we should try to find my sister,” As much as he tried to pretend he wasn’t worried, he sort of hoped that she hadn’t been zombified. His mother would kill him if he went home and had to explain that JVCA had been turned into one of the living dead.
“… I’ll show you guys the way,” Silently, Pyro lead the cosplayers through the mostly-abandoned airport terminal, past corpses of the zombies Rocky had slaughtered, and over to a half-finished wing.
“What’s with this place?” s-in-c investigated a pile of power-tools that lay just beyond a line of yellow ‘caution’ tape.
“They haven’t finished the renovation through there yet,” Pyro explained. “They’re reasonably far along, but they still need to do a lot of cosmetic stuff.” She motioned to the bare concrete floor, contrasting to the carpet. Wooden beams lay about, ready to be fitted into the wall as decorative paneling. Evidently, they weren’t smooth enough, because a belt sander lay on the ground beside one of them. Pyro’s heart leapt in excitement as she noticed it.
“Guys-guys-guys,” She breathed. “You, err, stake out the bathroom doorway—I’m just gonna pick something up.” Slinging the rifle over her shoulder, she jumped the tape and rushed over to the belt sander, picked it up and proceeded to embrace it. The other survivors shrugged and walked into the bathroom.

Inside, it was quiet—save for the repeated banging on one bathroom doorway.
“A zombie?” Aura asked.
“No, I don’t think so,” Replied s-in-c. “It doesn’t sound like decomposed flesh on wood should sound.” Deciding that it was worth a look, Aura pulled up her foot, and brought it down hard near the lock on the door. The door shuddered, but didn’t open.
“Try again,” Rocky muttered, and Aura kicked the lock again. The door remained jammed shut.
“Hmph,” s-in-c made a noise of annoyance. “Let me try.” Wrenching Rocky’s bat from her hands, and handing her the prop gun, s-in-c grunted, tensing her muscles. One steady swing to the center of the door, and the flimsy wood buckled and broke, causing a large crack to spread. A few more hits, and the wood had splintered apart, allowing the three girls and Admin to see into the toilet. Something large was huddled towards the back of the surprisingly roomy cubicle. It had thick green flesh, and while it looked mostly human from behind, they had reason to believe it wasn’t. Reason number 1: there were several tentacles protruding from its back, tapping the remaining pieces of the door in a pleasant rhythm. Reason number 2: Admin could’ve sworn he heard the monster feasting on something… something tender, and crunchy… something human. The cosplayers shared a look of mutual worry, motioning to each other to stay quiet and hope Pyro came back with the rifle.

“HEY GUYS I FOUND A CHAINSAW,”

… Suddenly, Pyro—with or without a rifle—seemed more like something they wanted to go away. The monster jerked up at Pyro’s yells. Twisting around to face the cosplayers, the zombie-creature revealed more tentacles coming from the front of its vaguely-feminine body, each one tipped with a tiny tooth. Where the monster’s neck should have been was a giant mouth, tipped sideways and studded with sharp canines. At the top of its next was a human face—a face that confirmed the monster as being female. A face that confirmed the monster as… JVCA.
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Post By Admin. 26/02/10, 08:50 am

BY THE WAY, THIS IS BASED OFF A TRUE STORY. 8|


8D I really did use to have one of those novelty frog umbrellas!

Also - “It doesn’t sound like decomposed flesh on wood should sound.” <- HOW WOULD SHE KNOW?
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Post By Li-Bai. 26/02/10, 08:51 am

THE SUSPEEEENSE!! I'M DYING OVER HERE!

/shot

This is not an all caps post. :B

@Admin Just because of that, I demand photos of you attempting to wield it and look badass.
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Post By Rocky. 26/02/10, 09:55 am

8D
YOU FINALLY POSTED IT <3

...
Man, I am apparently kickass.
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Post By PIe. 26/02/10, 10:00 am

I do love how you compare taking pliers to school to taking a gun to work
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Post By Admin. 26/02/10, 10:17 am

Oh yeah. I read "Belt Sander" and suddenly panicked. >_>
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Post By HomicidalHeroine. 26/02/10, 11:26 am

Oh, God, the belt sander DDD8 ; So did I, Alex.
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Post By Pyro. 26/02/10, 03:21 pm

Chapter 3:

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“There are tentacles on her tentacles oh god oh god oh god,” Sprinting from the bathroom, Pyro revved the chainsaw, before swinging it to cut off one of JVCA’s appendages. The once-cosplayer roared in pain before shooting another one in Pyro’s direction. Dodging out of the way, Pyro fell to the ground, narrowly avoiding dropping the chainsaw on her foot.
“Careful, Py’!” Rocky called, before getting hit in the face by one of the tooth-tipped tentacles. Letting out a scream, she tried to pull it out, but her attempts were in vain. JVCA came closer, closer… The sudden roar of a machine filled the area moments later, distracting JVCA again.
“Eat belt-sander!” Having picked up the belt sander Pyro had been fondling minutes before, Admin ran up to the creature that had once been his sister and pressed the power-tool against the tentacles on her body. Despite the speed of the tentacles, their tissue and general strength was weak, so they gave way to the sandpaper grinding into them. JVCA let out a roar and smacked her brother away with one arm, causing him to drop the belt sander on the floor. Ducking towards the monster, s-in-c was quick to pick up the fallen weapon and continue to grind it against her foe, the extension cord it had been attached to giving a groan due to how far it was being stretched.

In the background, Pyro fumbled with the rifle, trying to line it up for a shot at JVCA’s head. All she needed to do was penetrate the brain, and the super-zombie would die. The gun trembled in her hands, shaking even as she got its sights set properly on JVCA. Could she shoot? As Admin danced in front of the target, bludgeoning JVCA with a shovel he’d picked up from the nearby construction sight, she realized that firing now would put her friends in danger. Lowering the gun, she began to look for something that wouldn’t harm any of the humans… and within moments, she had found it.

Rocky gave a hefty tug on the tentacle embedded in her cheek, and pulled it loose, letting out a howl of pain as she did so. Gripping the fake gun s-in-c had handed her earlier, Rocky watched as her friends tackled JVCA with the belt sander. Sidling up beside her, Aura held a hand out to Rocky.
“Come on, get up, we should really help out,” Nodding hesitantly, Rocky gently grabbed Aura’s hand and climbed to her feet. The two girls began looking around for weapons, seeing as the construction site seemed to offer such a rich supply of them. Noticing two saws left lying next to one wall, they nodded to each other and walked over to grab them, paying no attention to Pyro, who had apparently gone after another weapon for herself.
“We should concentrate on helping remove the tentacles,” Rocky plotted, flexing the saw a bit. “The others can focus on destroying its head.”

“HEY GUYS I FOUND AN AUGER DRILL,”

“Never mind,” Aura said to Rocky, as Pyro charged past, a huge drill in her hands, sprinting towards the zombie-monster.
“Out of my way!” Pyro shrieked, motioning for Admin and s-in-c to move aside. As her friends did as she had instructed, Pyro started up the machine, and rammed it through the now tentacle-less chest of JVCA. The monster made a grunt of surprise, before being plucked up off the ground and spun around on the steadily rotating drill head. Cackling as she was drenched in the monster’s blood, Pyro seemed to derive some sick enjoyment from the fact that the remaining tentacles on the monster were falling off. After a few more moments, bathing in the blood of her enemy, Pyro launched JVCA off and threw her into a nearby wall. Unsurprisingly, the monster got back up again almost immediately. Super-zombies never were reputable for dying easily. Switching off the drill, Pyro dropped it on the ground. “Gimme the belt sander?” Somewhat reluctantly, Admin handed the powertool over to Pyro.
“Excellent.” After a deep breath, she sprinted towards JVCA, and drove the belt sander into what remained of her torso. The zombie groaned, as its tissue was scraped away under the belt sander. Staggering back once she felt she’d done enough damage, Pyro put the belt sander down. JVCA seemed to have been incapacitated.
“Good, looks like we killed her,”
“Killed? No. Totally destroyed? Yes,” s-in-c wore a contented smile as she surveyed Pyro’s handiwork.
“Guys, that was my sister,” Admin mumbled, as though it had only just dawned upon him that the deceased undead monster had once been a relative.
“You didn’t seem too worried about smacking her up with a shovel back there,” Rocky lectured him.
“Yeah, well… well so what!” He replied, pouting. “Doesn’t change the fact that she’s dead!” As if protesting against what Admin had said, JVCA’s corpse began to try to move again, only for a plate to smack against her head, knocking her back down.

“1000 PP erotica photo, JP!” As the cosplayers glanced up, they felt joy rise up inside them. Before them stood Static and JP, decked out in cosplays from Dead Rising.
“Hey guys,” JP took a quick snap of the bloodied Pyro, whilst trying to balance a pile of plates and cutlery in his free hand.
“Hey JP,” They all replied, utterly nonplussed by his—and Static’s—sudden arrival. It was normal, by then, to see the two photographers appearing at random, ducking into events in entirely foreign areas of the country.
“Seriously, this photo’s gonna look great in the cosplay book. JVCA’s grizzled corpse, hacked up by a group of cosplayers struggling for survival,” Static adjusted the black-and-white ensemble she was wearing, flicking through photos on her camera. Pyro and s-in-c, both fans of Dead Rising, found it odd that she was cosplaying Frank and JP was cosplaying Kent, when they’d be arguably more suited to reverse roles, but hey—a photographer’s a photographer.
“Guys, come on! Doesn’t anyone care that she’s my sister!” Admin had descended upon his sister’s body, and was quietly checking for signs of life—though it wasn’t clear to any of them whether it was out of fear that she’d come back or fear that she wouldn’t.
“Not really,” Aura gave a shrug in accompaniment to her statement.
“So, how’ve you all been?” Static asked, as she turned her camera off and slung it around her neck.
“Pretty good. Killed some zombies, grabbed some weaponry, JVCA got killed… ya know, the usual,” Pyro casually replied.
“Oh, neat, we’ve been doing the same thing,” Static pulled an intimidating machete out from under her shirt.
“… Where were you keeping that?” Rocky couldn’t help but ask.
“… Hard to explain, but it involved a corset, a wrench and some pole-dancing lessons,” Suddenly, Rocky wasn’t sure she wanted to know.
“Where’re you going?” Pyro queried, looking towards JP.
“We’re trying to find survivors. A couple of cosplayers came down from Welly with us and now we can’t find them,” He informed her.
“Li-Bai, Kotone and Pura,” Static listed. “We were all heading to the picnic.”
“Oh yeah, I remember reading that somewhere…” Aura murmured.
“What about you?”
“We’re looking for the other Aucklanders. They were flying in at about 11:00 on Air New Zealand, so we sort of figure that they’ll be around here somewhere,” Somehow, Rocky made up a genuine sounding reason for their presence in the terminal, when really, the five of them had a mutual zombie bloodlust that could only be satisfied by numerous cricket-bat blows to the head.
“Okay. Well, good luck, I guess,” Static slid the machete back into her shirt, creating a strange squelching noise that made s-in-c’s stomach turn.
“You too,” Pyro said, though she sounded unenthused. JVCA’s blood was beginning to dry, and it was making her wig all sticky…
“See ya,” As quickly as they had appeared, Static and JP were gone, ninja photography skills as sharp as ever.
“Wow. Those two never cease to amaze me,” Rocky mumbled, as she watched the silhouettes of the two Wellingtonites disappearing into the distance.

“Where to now?” s-in-c asked, looking bored as she fiddled with the drill, which she had just picked up.
“Shall we hit the arrivals area upstairs?” Pyro pointed in a seemingly random direction. “I mean, it’s bound to have a clue of some kind.” The group looked at her in a deadpan manner.
“… And for those of us uninterested in saving the Aucklanders, there’s gonna be a horde of zombies.” Suddenly, it seemed, the group had a plan: save the rest of their friends, kill lots of zombies, and try to escape the airport alive…


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Post By KotoneVersus. 26/02/10, 03:27 pm

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I LAUGHED AT THIS BIT.

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Static pulled an intimidating machete out from under her shirt.
“… Where were you keeping that?” Rocky couldn’t help but ask.
“… Hard to explain, but it involved a corset, a wrench and some pole-dancing lessons,”

BEST. LINE. EVER.

I'm loving this SO much right now. KEEP IT COMING I BEG OF YOU.
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Post By JVCA. 26/02/10, 05:45 pm

Man, did I do something to offend you...? ._.

...damnit, I wanted to be a sexy zombie. sad
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Post By Phlaming Phoenix-. 26/02/10, 05:52 pm

haha, unfortunately for you JVCA i dont think 'tentacles on your tentacles' quite qualifies as 'sexy' XD

This story is awesome, despite not knowing the people involved, I still find it hilarious Razz
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Post By PIe. 27/02/10, 02:58 am

Poor JVCA, only your brother in the least bit concerned you're dead, sad really
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Post By JVCA. 27/02/10, 03:04 am

At least someone loves me. <3
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Post By Pyro. 27/02/10, 03:08 am

@JVCA- I still love you, deep down. <3

(don't worry, worse things happen to other people later on ._.;; )
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