Greetings from Planet Afkel

By Kitty of Doom. 13/09/09, 10:18 am

Hello strange creatures! I have signed up and the world is probably screwed. Give me chocolate cookies and I promise not to attack.

Well, not too often anyway....

Oh yes, introductions! Um... I'm a lovely cabtard? Who keeps accidentally injuring people ashamed

and has succeeded in using sarcasm in almost every part of the technological world. What about you people?

By **jpwise**. 13/09/09, 11:07 am

Welcome?

By Mandie_Chan. 13/09/09, 11:07 am

Welcome to CNZ cheers

btw it's true, we give out free bubble wrap ^_^

By PIe. 13/09/09, 11:13 am

Welcome

Mandie_Chan wrote:: btw it's true, we give out free bubble wrap ^_^

But what we don't tell you is what happens once you're naked and wrapped up in it twisted

By Kitty of Doom. 13/09/09, 11:21 am

Well I'll just have to keep my craft knife with me! Any peace cookie offerings yet?

By Cactiberry. 13/09/09, 11:23 am

OMG ANOTHER THIRTEEN/TWELVE YEAR OLD!
(assuming you are actually telling the truth about your age)
Fear the Fred, the Kitten and don't feed the Duck.

By Blooberry. 13/09/09, 11:25 am

And twinling. ^ She's a pedophile.
Srsness.
Welcome~

By Cactiberry. 13/09/09, 11:25 am

Am not! D<
It's twinling you need to be scared of. She's the real pedobear.

By Kitty of Doom. 13/09/09, 11:29 am

Cactiberry wrote:: OMG ANOTHER THIRTEEN/TWELVE YEAR OLD!
(assuming you are actually telling the truth about your age)
Fear the Fred, the Kitten and don't feed the Duck.

... Wait, my name is Kitty... Has my reputation already spread on this website?!!?!?!?!?! gonk

But no worries, I won't feed the Duck *glances at empty bread bag behind back* sweatdrop

By Cactiberry. 13/09/09, 11:30 am

@Kitty : No, I mean KITTEN. Srsly.
That is a srsly bad idea D:

By PIe. 13/09/09, 11:30 am

...I hope you aren't Kitten in disguise, one is enough

By Maxi-me. 13/09/09, 11:33 am

XDD welcome

*pulls 1 year old chocolate chip cookie half smugged from pocket* here ya go ^^

By Kitty of Doom. 13/09/09, 11:35 am

Yay! Cookie!!! *glomphs*
I don't think I'm Kitten, wait... so that's what happens whenever I black out!

By Kitty of Doom. 14/09/09, 11:09 am

Out of curiosity, (and seeing as this IS meant to Introductions) who here lives in ChCh and plans to go to the 'Geddon next year?

By creature124. 14/09/09, 11:13 am

They aren't kidding. Don't feed the animals.

By Kitty of Doom. 14/09/09, 11:16 am

That just makes me more tempted to do it. I'm great when it comes to pyschology Very Happy

By fleyer. 14/09/09, 11:22 am

If it's another Kitten it's the end of the world as we know D=
Also don't feed the creature, it inflates his ego, stay away from the paul monster he's been known to make people kick others in the head.
And you only fed the duck bread so it should be fine...should....
Welcome!

By Kitty of Doom. 14/09/09, 11:31 am

I should mention that I tend to keep bizarre things in bread bags. That and blazer pockets are great for putting things in that no one suspects.
Whose the Paul Monster? And I've already kicked someone in the head. I've also given a friend a black eye and another friend fled in tears after I whacked her head. Then there were those cuts I gave to my friend's arm...
And no one has answered my question!

By fleyer. 14/09/09, 11:52 am

Ehh question? Which one? XD
Paul monster is pretty cool actually XD
O.o
You sound like a scary person.

By Kitty of Doom. 14/09/09, 11:57 am

I try. I also generally succeed
I asked whether there was anyone from Canterbury and whether they were going to the 'Geddon. You knew, in the spirit of the Introduction Ghost, long forgotten Very Happy

By fleyer. 14/09/09, 12:05 pm

XD
I'm from Auckland but hoping to go to chch, though with going to Japan next year doesn't look too good

By Kitty of Doom. 14/09/09, 12:08 pm

Ah.
Damn, Japan? Lucky! I'm guessing you can speak Japanese (unlike me sad

) and Japan is SOOO awesome! I'm kidnapping your body. Either that or finding out your closet's address in Japan

By fleyer. 14/09/09, 12:18 pm

Bwahaha I can't really speak it but I can translate to english pretty well...mind you it's the same with spanish.

By Kitty of Doom. 14/09/09, 12:22 pm

Bloody linguist. And by linguist I mean any person who doesn't have a mental block when it comes to languages. So anyone but me. But one day! I will learn Japanese! (if only to read manga earlier on) But first I shall have to escape from french! *twitches*

By fleyer. 14/09/09, 12:53 pm

French X3, to be honest I can't read, write or speak either of them but I can understand them.

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