Boobs on Men?

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Ahaha. Well, i have two friends coming to Wellington armageddon this year as females (t-they're male. hurr) And we're giving them some Bras to wear to give them some sort of boobage. Any idea on what we could fill the bras with? to make them like, feel and look real? Cause i have a feeling them and people around will want to feel them.

By Kitten Slave. 12/03/09, 08:08 am

ROFL!!!

Actually, Im tempted to pull a similar stunt.

Feeling their moobs...
whee

Duckeh has had success with balloons, but no, that seems sub optimal to me... Fruit perhaps?

ok, gonna shaddup now.

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@Kitten
LOL what did she put in the balloons? XD

http://www.cosplay.com/showthread.php?t=10988
This thread might be helpful.

I heard that balloons filled with uncooked rice or jelly work well.
... getting the rice or jelly in the balloons would be tricky though. Funtiemz?

By **Duckeh**. 12/03/09, 08:37 am

....... THAT WAS A JOKE AND IT WAS AN OBVIOUS JOKE. ;-;

Also, all my suggestions are covered above!

By Kitten Slave. 12/03/09, 08:48 am

Air I think.

Also, JELLY?? Wow, that would be difficult to get right.... bur realistic though...

*going to find some jelly and baloons - sounds like funz*

By roku13. 12/03/09, 09:27 am

OH MY GOD. MAKING THE MOOBS AT MY HOUSE LOL. Mother is gonna have fun watching xD

SOSOSOSOSOOSOSOO. UM. GOD. HOW WE GONNA DO THIS? D8 'M LIKE, FREAKIN' OUT. I think...RICE + CONDOMS = MOOBS. YES? 8D

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Balloons filled with yoghurt. Or something like jelly but thats been mentioned. I once heard about using balloons filled with pudding but I don't quite grasp what the NZ equivalent to pudding is... (Person who mentioned it was from the U.S)

By Keysha-chan. 12/03/09, 02:11 pm

Roku wrote:: Balloons filled with yoghurt. Or something like jelly but thats been mentioned. I once heard about using balloons filled with pudding but I don't quite grasp what the NZ equivalent to pudding is... (Person who mentioned it was from the U.S)

Calciyum is a good equivalent. Pretty much semi-liquid dairy snacks.

By CMKMStephens. 12/03/09, 02:59 pm

Rice? Jelly? Yoghurt? You do realise that in giving these suggestions I'll have to stab anyone who looks trappish in the chest with a pin to see who pops?

Sorry Tammy

By **JVCA**. 12/03/09, 03:06 pm

roku13 wrote:: RICE + CONDOMS = MOOBS. YES? 8D

Condoms would totally be the wrong shape. Boobs are round, not cylindrical. Gawrsh.

By **Rowan**. 13/03/09, 05:51 am

JVCA wrote:

roku13 wrote:: RICE + CONDOMS = MOOBS. YES? 8D

Condoms would totally be the wrong shape. Boobs are round, not cylindrical. Gawrsh.

You do not want to know where my mind went just then.................

By **JVCA**. 13/03/09, 05:59 am

In a morbid curiousity sort of way, I kind of do, but I have a funny feeling that it would breach the PG-13 rule of this forum. XP

By Kitten Slave. 13/03/09, 06:00 am

rofl. I hope it wasnt the same place my mind went to...

mmm, pudding moobs... I wouldnt know whether to feel myself up, or lick myself conspicuously... Either way, that day would would probably end very badly...

whee

By Freddie. 13/03/09, 06:04 am

>.< By Making this thread you have doomed yourself to be stabbed by my pin of death. Good on you.

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Yeesh... It would be pretty dang awkward if one popped... And if it was filled with jelly or yoghurt that would be just so disgusting to have that all down yer shirt.

*shudder*

Bring back up moobs!

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Double- or triple-balloon it. XD
Probably won't save from pins, but would help if one happened to burst... naturally??

By CMKMStephens. 14/03/09, 01:00 pm

syne wrote:: Double- or triple-balloon it. XD
Probably won't save from pins, but would help if one happened to burst... naturally??

Totally not because I'm aiming a microwave laser at it from a distance at all.

By Squishy blob. 01/06/09, 07:59 am

Try Bread rolls. Or just buy a molded bra with a huge cup size so it doesn't matter what you put in it.

By sakura_petals. 01/06/09, 02:55 pm

Each year at my Hall of Residence in Dunedin we had a drag queen night. My friend entered and won with jelly filled [water] balloons (depending on the size you want) and stilettos. :) Just remember to warm them up a bit to body temp before attempting to put them in your bra - it was very interesting to see his reaction when he put them on straight out of the fridge!

By Grassangel. 02/06/09, 07:51 pm

My art teacher once made a set for a "The LumberJack Song" skit and I believe they were just cotton circles very firmly stuffed and closed up with a bobbly thing for a nipple. Apparently they were rather prodable, but I doubt that would stand up to thorough groping.

Otherwise jelly/custard/pudding seems the way to go. Except I would say don't mix it as the instructions say. You want it more solid, because as soon as that jelly/custard/pudding warms up, it'll melt. And don't use milk, use water in the case of custard and pudding. Easier to clean if they burst.

By Max Power. 03/06/09, 05:18 am

I would go with jelly in rubber balls
but dont fill them up all the way xD

watch wild wild west xDD
theres a whole scene about making fake boobs seem real XD

By Kitten Slave. 03/06/09, 05:34 am

mmmmmm.... custard boooobs...

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nodnod

By PIe. 03/06/09, 11:11 am

Is it strange that I find the idea of custard boobs appetizing?

By Freddie. 03/06/09, 01:11 pm

Nah.
When we made them with custard and Jelly at drama, we ended up eating them Very Happy

By Lumissne. 29/09/09, 05:45 pm

I remember reading in a book once that a girl used soup in a balloon...However some guy did squeeze it and it went everywhere >.>

Won't yoghurt start to smell after awhile? (Because of body heat...)

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