SCCC inspired fiction~ By Riven_. 08/01/09, 02:40 am |
| Let me first say that I blame this completely on SCCC. You should never wear cosplay to a carnival if you don't want your head full of "ZOMG! XXX-character would so do this!!" So, read, reflect, and suggest what other fun things could occur later on, because I am by no means finished...
Much Ado About Nothing
or
Why Bleach Characters Shouldn't go to Carnivals.
A Very Bad Feeling descended suddenly upon Sosuke Aizen as the bar snapped into place. It might have been the sharp, metal sound that did it; he was sure that this metal bar was not, unless quite a bit of violence occurred, going to let him out. It could have been the sounds of screaming coming from the distance, though by this stage he was far too concerned about his own welfare to worry about a few terrified mortals. It might possibly have been that the 11th Division’s Taicho was watching him with a look that was usually reserved for the sacred few that Zaraki Kenpachi hadn’t decided whether he wanted to kill during the next fight or not. It might even have been the incessantly chattering pink-haired monster sitting next to him that was causing him to feel as though his hastily consumed breakfast wanted to meet him all over again.
However, all things being as they were, Aizen decided that the reason for the Very Bad Feeling was that he was stuck sitting in a small metal boxes, about to be whirled through the air at ungodly speeds, and he really, Really did not want to be there. (Of course, all of the above reasons were playing their own, special part adding to the orchestra of impending doom that he was certain was going to be the end of him. )
He could hear, somewhere in the distance, Abarai-fukutaicho declaring that unless they went as fast as was humanly possible, there would be a great deal of Eternal Damnation to pay.
“IT’S STARTING~!!!” the deafeningly high-pitched squeal made him break into a cold sweat as, indeed, the metal boxes began to move. Next to him Yachiru flailed her arms, her joy seemingly have reached the place where the human voice gave up trying.
Sosuke Aizen closed his eyes, and prepared to die.
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It had been Yachiru’s idea.
She’d found (from where exactly, no one knew) a poster advertising a carnival. Events like carnivals were few and far between in the soul society, and it only took a split second between her picking up the scrap of paper and the decision that nothing (baring candy and the possibility of Ken-chan cutting up someone else) would keep her from the fun.
It was only natural that Kenpachi would accompany her, she decided, and once the taicho of the eleventh division announced he was going the rest of the division completely got the wrong idea of exactly what a carnival was, and declared that they too would attend.
And then, somehow, the whole of Gotei Thirteen had gotten wind of the news and decided to join in on the fun.
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Renji, Kira, Shuuhei, Ikkaku (and seemingly most of the eleventh divison) were all violently ill after going on the octopus. No one had thought it necessary to warn them that consuming inhuman amounts of hot chips, hot dogs, milkshakes and other artificially created foodstuffs before going on the Octopus was possibly a Bad Idea. Luckily for them they were able to contain it long enough to scramble off the ride and head for the nearest bushes.
Someone had managed to video Matsumoto while she had been on the ride, and it later became one of those infamous youtube videos (on par with Charlie the Unicorn and the one in which Byakuya Kuchiki is rumoured to have smiled in.) It was hotly contested whether or not it was Rangiku’s fault that Toushiro had been knocked unconscious. The Taicho of the tenth division claims that he merely has a bad head for heights. Rangiku hints that, at high speeds, certain parts of her body tend to have lives of their own…
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To be Continued? |
| Riven_ Advice Guru
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Re: SCCC inspired fiction~ By Mandie_Chan. 08/01/09, 12:13 pm |
| WAAA!!! AmAZING!!!!
but no ash T.T
LOVE IT!!! CONTINUE!!! |
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Re: SCCC inspired fiction~ By Auroa. 11/01/09, 09:18 am |
| Rofl MORE! |
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Re: SCCC inspired fiction~ By MajorNightside. 11/01/09, 02:14 pm |
| more! |
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Re: SCCC inspired fiction~ By Mandie_Chan. 13/01/09, 01:18 pm |
| hey i know youve just moved and all... but im still waiting for an update! |
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Re: SCCC inspired fiction~ By Madam Madhatter. 12/02/09, 09:12 am |
| *fits of uncontrolable laughter is heard from my lounge* |
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