The mighty Boob squishing device

By mightydelemma. 08/06/09, 04:42 am

I've made a couple of these for Iwuvanime and Keysha-chan, and Aura has worn one of mine as well.
They are called Boob squisher's for lack of a better name, and their purpose is to somewhat comfortably flatten your chest for those awkward Female playing male cosplays.
For $30 i make, to your size and appropriate and non harmful squisher, it reduces your bust by around 40%.
Its made out of wide strong Elastics with a hook and eye fastening that is both strong flexible and easy to put on and remove. Plus the don't take long to make so you can have them quick smart if you want them. I'm also quite happy to post them to people if you aren't in the wellington area.
So please think of me if you need some help with flattening that chest, once your in contact i'll tell you which measurments i need or tell you how to come and see me.

By Cassiel. 08/06/09, 04:46 am

... Dare I ask...

Before and after pictures? ;D

By venom. 08/06/09, 04:52 am

... Kitten would love to have these for his moobs. Would this work?

By Kitten Slave. 08/06/09, 05:32 am

Damn... I thought this was going to be a request to have someone squish someone elses boobs...
And while under some circumstances it might not be entirely acceptable, there are some upon whom I could get away with it...

stare

By mightydelemma. 08/06/09, 08:23 am

ReiSilverfang wrote:: ... Dare I ask...

Before and after pictures? ;D

herm i'll have to see what we have. the girls both wore them under their shinzo cosplays. so if you catch snapps of that from auckgeddon last year mushra and sago wore them. sadly i cant do anything about hips

By Keysha-chan. 08/06/09, 08:29 am

I can vouch for these. I was the Mushra at Auckland Armageddon last year. Without the boob squisher I can't actually get the chest armor on. At all.

They are far more comfy than binding with tape and bandages (and you've got the additional satisfaction of knowing they're not going to un-tie if you didn't do it right). Of course everyone has their own way of binding - but I'm a D-cup and the traditional ways hurt and are also much harder for me - since her squishers cover a larger surface area in one go I find it works better with someone who has a lot of bust.

Obviously you're not going to be iron-flat but not even guys are usually like that. If you've got a shirt or something over them it's just what you need for the costume if you want some additional help with the binding issue. :3

Anyways, that's my pathetic little sales pitch, but yes - I do reccomend them. ^^

By mightydelemma. 08/06/09, 08:32 am

venom wrote:: ... Kitten would love to have these for his moobs. Would this work?

depends on the size like i said its around 40% some times more some times less it depends on how much you can handle. and you have to remember bigger boobs start to harden in places to help them stay up. Also when its all together if you put the hooks and eyes to the back they look like bandages. i guess what I'm trying to say is what exactly are you asking for?

By mightydelemma. 08/06/09, 08:34 am

Keysha-chan wrote:: I can vouch for these. I was the Mushra at Auckland Armageddon last year. Without the boob squisher I can't actually get the chest armor on. At all.

They are far more comfy than binding with tape and bandages (and you've got the additional satisfaction of knowing they're not going to un-tie if you didn't do it right). Of course everyone has their own way of binding - but I'm a D-cup and the traditional ways hurt and are also much harder for me - since her squishers cover a larger surface area in one go I find it works better with someone who has a lot of bust.

Obviously you're not going to be iron-flat but not even guys are usually like that. If you've got a shirt or something over them it's just what you need for the costume if you want some additional help with the binding issue. :3

Anyways, that's my pathetic little sales pitch, but yes - I do reccomend them. ^^

*jumps up and down* yay i like validation.

By Keysha-chan. 08/06/09, 08:41 am

:3

Also, for the girlies - you get a little additional flat if you wear one along with a good sports bra (not a size-smaller-sports-bra, just a good ol' support-you-well one. :3)

By Rolly. 08/06/09, 03:01 pm

Are these boob squishers sort of like those Victorian things with the lace on the back? Like, in the novels where females wear them to impersonate males so they can become knights... etc.

Mind taking a photo of the actual piece? ~~Not someone's boobs....~~ sweatdrop

By Keysha-chan. 08/06/09, 03:07 pm

Nah, they have a lot of hooks and eyes - like the back of a bra....just a lot more.

I'll take a photo of mine if I get the chance.

By Pura. 08/06/09, 03:19 pm

The title amuses me so much xD. Every time I browse the main page it says "THE MIGHTY BOOB!" but not in caps xD.

And then I think of the Might Boosh (Or something similar xD).

By **Tamoo**. 08/06/09, 06:13 pm

I'm interested~ Though I should really wait until my paycheck comes around....

By mightydelemma. 09/06/09, 01:19 am

Rolly wrote:: Are these boob squishers sort of like those Victorian things with the lace on the back? Like, in the novels where females wear them to impersonate males so they can become knights... etc.

Mind taking a photo of the actual piece? ~~Not someone's boobs....~~

they are quite plane and if you get the hooks to the back kinda look like bandages (the elastic i use is quite wide and white)

By **JVCA**. 09/06/09, 01:26 am

Do they roll down at all? How effective would you say they'd be for a B cup - still 40% flatter?

By Static. 09/06/09, 02:27 am

Kitten Slave wrote:: Damn... I thought this was going to be a request to have someone squish someone elses boobs...
And while under some circumstances it might not be entirely acceptable, there are some upon whom I could get away with it...

Care to elaborate on that? But wait a sec - I need to grab my smitey stick first... nono

By Kitten Slave. 09/06/09, 04:43 am

Imagine a charlie the unicorn atmosphere...

*Reaches out and squishes static*
*Disappears in some absurd manner*

By **Duckeh**. 09/06/09, 06:57 am

No derailing in thee marketplace, please.

By Suixelo. 09/06/09, 07:11 am

Interested~ Not just yet but in a couple of months maybe?

By Rolly. 09/06/09, 03:29 pm

If I want to crossplay someone I now where to come, first place. 8D

Picture would be awesome, thanks. And maybe one of you wearing it? You can wear it over a t-shirt or something... before and after pics.... X3

By kelseyketchum. 09/06/09, 03:45 pm

Oh wow, I was just worrying about binding and then this popped up! Fate?
I'm definitely interested, will probably order one before auckgeddon Very Happy

By mightydelemma. 09/06/09, 04:01 pm

they dont roll down the elastic is good enough to hold them but if you dont put them high enough that they go down past your waist they will roll up if you bend over.
for a b i recon we could get you down to an A or a double a, usually these have been worn by girls who a D or bigger (myself being an F) so i recon we could get you pretty flat

By **JVCA**. 09/06/09, 04:21 pm

Oooh... One more question - how wide (like, up and down I mean) are they? I think you've won me over, hahah. ;P Now to wait for my next paycheck...

By **seraphik**. 09/06/09, 06:01 pm

... i want one. 8( considering the majority of cosplays i do seem to be crossplays haha.

By Snow. 10/06/09, 06:49 am

Definitely interested! DEFINITEEELY! SAVE ME FROM PAIN!

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