Wicked Thoughts II: The Second Coming...
 By Kitten Slave. 02/09/09, 11:00 pm
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| Ok, to get everyone familiar with the sytem, below is the bidding system and other essential details.
I have yet to decide on a start date, but probably next week.
SO...
In accordance with my unwholesome desire to meddle in other peoples lives, and your obvious perverse pleasure in watching or even taking part in the
aforementioned "meddling", I thus bring you...
The CNZ Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction, Wicked Thoughts II!
General stuff worth mentioning:
As before, Ill leave the whole age/location thing up to you - teenage hormones being what they are, you wouldnt listen to me anyway... 
I dont think I need to mention, but refrain from doing anything that would make me have to spank you.
I mean, FRED/Zorlich worked out last time, Zorli just has to wait... Seven years before he can do anything naughty with their budding relationship
There is nothing against nominees bidding, though bidding on your self would be lame, so... No bidding on your self.
The Bidding System:
So the details:
1. Each player gets 2000 "points". These are non monetary floating in the aether values. The first 1000 points are available over the first week, once the second week starts, you get topped up with an additional 1000 points - totaling your available points to 2k points! Yes, the auctions will last for 2 weeks.
2. Nominees (those upon whom the bidding is taking place) get an extra 300 (150 during the first week, and 150 more during the second week) points exclusively for the purpose of donating to someone whom is voting for them for the purpose of swaying the bidding slightly should they so choose.
3. Bids are PM'd to JP (who has kindly volunteered to play neutral third party) as he will be collecting results for me to publish.
4. Bids operate like a blind auction, with results/standings being displayed at the end of the day. This means that you place your bid anonymously of however many points you choose on a person of your choice, and end of the day, the person who bids the most points gets the top standing on the person that they bid on...
Eg: I decide to bid 10 points on FRED, Zorlich on the other hand bids 20 points on FRED. We both PM our bids to JP. At the end of the day, Zorlich's bid was higher than mine, so he wins the bid. I can then choose to try and outbid him the next day. However I have consumed 10 points in my attempt at a bid, so I now have a pool of 1990 points from which to place my bid. Zorlich is down to 1980 points though. Yes, win or lose, points gone are points gone.
Furthermore, FRED decides that she likes me even more than Zorlich, so she decides to top up my bid (by PM to JP) from her top up pool of 300 with 20 points, so technically, I now have 30 points on FRED. And so forth... FRED may not know that Zorlich has increased his bid by another 20 points the next day, rendering her top up redundant... Oh the suspense...
5. I have yet to decide on a time frame in which to run the bidding, probably two weeks again.
6. Bidding is on all contestants at once.
7. To the idiot that goes: "I bid 1000 points on X!!" In the first day... Your bid gets halved, the rest of your points get deducted for stupidity. Play the game, bid on multiples...  Im still thinking on the twit tax idea... Keep in mind that if you are "all in", you are effectively out of the game, and may not even win your bid - which is boring.
8. The "Special" event...
Ball Kitten
Ok, so because I am an attention whore, and because I think it will be funny, there will be a booby prise of sorts in "Ball Kitten".
Ball Kitten is the only player on whom you may spend your points on someone elses behalf. This is blind - the person who gets the points does not know who has spent them.
Eg: JVCA puts 10 points on ball kitten for kagerouhi. Alena has no idea who has done this, so the next day, she either lives with it, or decides to put 20 points for Duckeh on Ball Kitten etc.
Ball Kitten will of course involve Kitten in some form or ridiculous attire at the geddon ball. The winner gets to be... its... Date...
I will exclude Paul from this as I want everyone to keep their heads 
I will age restrict this to 16 to try and keep it half decent, though under the circumstances, is that even possible?
NOTE: Event start time is Friday the 11th, September 2009 starting at 11:69
People upon whom you might bid (33 players at this point):
1. Fred
2. Syne
3. JVCA & Admin 2-4-1
4. Rikki
5. Sam
6. Rocky
7. Duckeh
8. Static
9. Saiko
10. Pyro
11. Pura
12. Lavi_x
13. Kelz
14. SockPanda
15. tobi-is-a-good-boy
16. Kotone
17. Rowan
18. Roku
19. Zorlich
20. Ollithia
21. mystix-candy
22. kelsyketchum
23. Ze-Pervy-Kappa
24. Tora-Leigh
25. Crazy
26. u_ne_korn
27. Personified Insanity
28. ReiSilverfang
29. Cyren VK
30. Kiki
31. Seraphik
32. JP
33. Maxi-Me
34. Ball Kitten
THE PROFILES (in case you need reminding):
FRED:
young cute and innocent, a seductress and a siren. Despite its young age, it has no qualms against reeling in unsuspecting men or women and giving them the succubus kiss, a moment of bliss, and then you are forked.
Situated in Wellington Region, probably going to hit up Auckgeddon, god help us all.
SYNE:
IS NOT CUTE, but is however flaily and random. Now comes with no sense of direction and a flighty attention. Ripe old age of 18, prefers females but willing to humour all. Seeks larger seme for warm jackets and/or hoodies to steal and drown self in-- figuratively, of course. Winner required to supply large quantities of either Vanilla Coke or Ink or both.
Located in North Hamilton, and will be available at Auckgeddon. Get in quick, she'll be out of the country come summer!
   
JVCA & ADMIN 2-4-1:
Jess: A warm and friendly person, but with a threatening Prinny you better show her a good time!
Admin: In control of your fate on CNZ, but easy to please. A Nintendo Wii should do nicely.
In fact a Wii will keep them both amused for hours, while you observe them in their native habitat. An easy date.
RIKKI:
Sixteen, female, and adventurous, this lass is anything but innocent and delicate. She will punish you, bring you to the edge of pain and pleasure. If you like them with a bit of spirit, shes popular both ways and in high demand at the moment!!
SAM:
A ninja so stealthy that he can steal the underwear from your body and be gone before you have even noticed it. A rare and special catch - if you can catch him at all!!
Secret Asian Man!!
ROCKY:
If you're looking for someone who is totally
oblivious and able to turn almost any comment into an innuendo, this is
the one for you. With a mind completely corrupted by yaoi, and a
stomach that never seems to end, this girl is a once in a lifetime
catch. Available at Auckgeddon and in Christchurch anytime.
DUCKEH:
Shy, innocent, delicate, well refined and sensitive, for a sweet young girl, it doesent get any better than this. Seeks Charming handsome young man whore for [*CENSORED*].
STATIC:
20 years old, located in central Wellington, and if you were to describe her in five words or less, it would be like this: incorrigibly crass, but
otherwise charming.
Seeks 6-8\" of moulded plastic/silicon for a casual relationship. Batteries must be included.
 
SAIKO:
Work in progress
PYRO:
A creative chef and secret cyborg ninja, this breakdancing specimen of sexual glory is ready to take you out on a hot date - that is, when she\'s not out fighting her arch nemesis, Buxomwoman! In her spare time she enjoys roleplaying. saving the universe and treasure hunting at the bottom of the pacific ocean. Seeks cardboard box for venting her spleen.
PURA:
Twelve-year-old male, perfect pedo-bait, TRAP, winner required to supply diet coke.
LAVI_X:
A constant visitor to 4chan, this gender-confused hunk bends all ways - the "ways" being up, down, left, right, etc. Seeks twelve-year-old shota child for hot, flexi-sex in mudkip cosplay day in and day out. Also enjoys castles, playing DS and touching minors in appropriate places.
KELZ:
A shy, intelligent girl with no past, but a bright future. For a part in this future successful guys should bring a minimum of a $10,000 diamond ring!
She will not be at Auckland.
 
SOCKPANDA:
She looks like a panda, but she has the use of a sock! This lively critter will have you wriggling in delight in seconds!
TOBI-IS-A-GOOD-BOY:
Looking for something a little... different? Not just perverted, but adorable too? Cute as a kitty on the outside, with a rich, dark innuendo filled center. You'll want to sink your teeth into this one. She/he/it comes prepackaged with brownies, but I warn you, these are no ordinary brownies. Just remember to smile for the camera ;D
   
KOTONE:
A demander of cookies of alcohol, this girl makes a responsible drunk and
always asks if she can touch you. Females are all required to give her
their boobs, and males are required to find her more boobs. If you let
her get too bored on your date she'll start playing with her... DS.
ROWAN:
Probably the most normal person CNZ, she not only possesses charm, but mental stability as well! Likes ice-cream, possums and streaking at football games!
Dwells in Auckland!
 
ROKU:
Once innocent, she is no more. From the land of Chip Shops and Yogurt, she brings a little foriegn flavour to the game. With looks beyond imagination, she's sure to put a smile on your dial and a pickle in your pants. Seek someone who can perform [*CENSORED*] after a long day of carrying cabbages.
ZORLICH:
Zorlich, Better described as a filthy filthy child. If the term 'Raoe' is involved, he's never too far off, if the term 'underage' is involved, he's there in a flash. Protection will be required. Likes cute fluffy bunnies, oh the bunnies. Be warned, He will eat EVERYTHING in sight, so make sure you have a lot of food before confronting.
 
OLLITHIA:
Sweet and innocent are things this girl plays perfectly. Deep down she's a tigeress with the stamina to go all night and day. Loves roleplaying and will do what she can to satisfy your needs. Is a hyperactive extrovert and will surely brighten up your day. Will be 18 by Auckgeddon so feel free to take her out. Just be nice and she will give you the time of your life!
Now with fluffy pink handcuffs!!
MYSTIX-CANDY:
Firey, but lovable at the same time. Will Para Para for your - and her - enjoyment. Available in Auckland and at Armaggedon, she'll blow your mind as well as [*CENSORED*].
KELSYKETCHUM:
Professional at stabbing self with pins (accidently...)
Loves childish things, hates angry people~
Can emit Hunny flowers at will
Married to her lovely Waifee, Sparkle Fairy
Located in Auckers and will feed winner yummy Milkis \o/
What's more to say? Makes hats.
ZE-PERVY-KAPPA:
Emma, a crazy, helpful, random person who is obsessed with games, j-rock, metal and anime/manga.
She has a baby who she loves alot, and he is soo cute!
Emma loves just cruising [not as in cars D; xD] and having a good time. She likes to eat so food is one of the things she loves most. She also loves to dress in cosplay and run around and scare the normal people of Christchurch/Picton <3. Her perfect date is, movies, anime, games, and just eating takeaways at home and having a good time with friends included [not in THAT way guys].
Emma can be blunt and mischevious but isn't that what having fun is all about?
TORA-LEIGH:
arrive. raise hell. leave.
CRAZY:
Currently hails from the gateway to all things good (ie. the South Island), Picton, in the tropic Marlborough Sounds. However is moving to Oamaru later this year, and Christchurch next year. Not going to Auckland.
Sweet and innocent, but a whole lot of craziness in a small package. Likes meeting new friends but has a habit of videoing everyone and everything. Just likes hanging around playing games, watching movies, and editing AMV's. Also known to dance with pandas, "like a Japanese schoolgirl" on occasion.
U-NE-KORN:
A sexy and compassionate female who is totally straight after countless hours staring a breasts.
However, she is in to adventurous activities including dancing, mountain treks and archery.
Being a uni student she isnt fussy about taste, but expects to be properly taken care of.
On offer for a limited time, be first to bid; she open to all ages~.
PERSONIFIED INSANITY:
Whether you're into purple, princess' and rainbows or black, chains and knives this girl is the one for you. Her hobbies include knives, small children and small children with knives. Only at Auckgeddon one day so come catch her while she's hot.
REISILVERFANG:
Usually a quiet bookworm, this seventeen year old female is known for playing with balls everywhere, no matter what size they may come in. She is open to hot, hot gaming and sewing sessions, on request.
CYREN VK:
one for chivalry whilst having a beer
being the epiotmy of a prince whilst eating pizza
resides in a state of lazyness whilst being adept at ddr
the person that will get an ice cream if you mention it
but comes back from the fridge with only one, half consumed bowl!
  
KIKI:
This shy girl gos hyper over cute clothes, Keros, Red Roses and nice dinners with nice guys. So take her fashion shopping then a romantic home cooked dinner. Or maybe a restaurant with roses and violins? Then Karaoke, where she will dress up like a Japanese Schoolgirl and sit under your desk???
 
SERAPHIK:
This saucy lady will do anything to get out of Dunedin, so make sure you avoid taking her anywhere that involves holes (golf courses, badly written fanfiction, pot holes, black holes, Dunedin) if you win this fabulous prize of a hunk. ;D Perhaps some shopping over at the fancy shops (NO shops!) at Waaaaaaaaaaaall street? Oh wait, that's in Dunedin too. Nevermind.
JP:
MAXI-ME:
Maxime pronounced Maxi-me has no special meaning but in time it will bring fear and anarchy to those that question the name ~mwahahahaha~
22 feeling like an old bugger in a young world. has yet to experience the full extent of his power hungry mannerism (parden the nonsense)
can be found in the local arcade as its religion not hobby.
will be delighted to bring a home made custard and cream pie ^___^ (they are the best!!)
smoking and drinking are a past time NOT AN ADDICTION!
 
KITTEH~!:
Your host, awesomeness given flesh, overlord of all things cute and fluffy, ruler of the cabbage patch, devourer of onions, subject of the grand potato
Teh Kitteh... Know his glory and be inspired, know his will and be enlightened, bask in his presence and know his almighty power!!
Simply beyond words!!
Plz send me information/pictures on the subjects I am missing, I shall "modify" appropriately...
Some profiles may require updates, and will be "improved" when time permits.
Ill give you free happiness points...
Last edited by Kitten Slave on 17/09/09, 12:46 am; edited 3 times in total |
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Kitten Slave
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Age: 32
Location: When not in Auckland, Stalking cute girls...
Transforms into: A horny school girl.
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Registration date: 2007-12-03
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